Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Have you ever noticed how some of the most widely shared items on the internet are lists? Top five this. Top ten that. It's such a cheap way of getting attention. Goat: IS that so? Pastis: Yeah. And did you know that three greatest albums of all time are The Rolling's 'Sticky Fingers,' U2's 'Joshua Tree' and Dylan's 'Blood on the Tracks'? Rat: You cheap little huckster. Pastis: Let the debating begin!
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Any such list that doesn’t include Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is invalid.:That is all I have to say about that.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
I can think of a number of albums I like better than those three
Bilan over 9 years ago
I’ll add Dark Side Of The Moon to the long list of albums that should be in the Top Three.
nixie224 over 9 years ago
“Blood on The Tracks” is Dylan’s fourth best album behind the 1965-66 trilogy
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Love’s “Forever Changes”. Anyway, this strip just lost all of its “Houses of the Holy” ’shippers.
Logicman over 9 years ago
Move along. There’s nothing to see here. These aren’t the albums you’re looking for. BAD trolls …. move along! :)
Arianne over 9 years ago
So, what do you guys think – 100 comments is probably a sure bet? Gonna try for 200? At least he admits he’s a cheap h…. huckster, lol!
wmwiii Premium Member over 9 years ago
Best album of all time: “American Beauty” by the Grateful Dead.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Uh-oh… Pastis has started a religious discussion…
Alida_L over 9 years ago
I would add Jethro Tull “Thick as a Brick” but otherwise I liked his list.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Inclined to agree with Sherlock Watson. But really, any such list MUST include a Beatles LP within it. Sgt. Pepper was the first one I thought of, but Abbey Road or the White Album would have been fine choices too. Or Rubber Soul. And this entire discussion presupposes that the list is limited to rock and roll. Beyond that I am powerless to make a list limited to three, and woefully ill-equipped besides.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Pastis you have the Bees and Hornets buzzing now ! I’l go with “YES” …………“Close To The Edge”
John Wiley Premium Member over 9 years ago
Chicago Transit Authority, Led Zep III, White Album.
jessegooddoggy over 9 years ago
White Bird!! Beautiful!!
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
dark side of the moon, nevermind, pet sounds.
Stew Bek Premium Member over 9 years ago
Allman Brother’s Eat A Peach.
Minicapt over 9 years ago
Sir George Solti’s “Tannhauser” of 1972.
Cheers
Joe Cooker Premium Member over 9 years ago
Who’s Next
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
The named albums have a couple of good songs each, but I wouldn’t rate any of them as desert island-worthy. “Let It Bleed” is WAY better than “Sticky Fingers”. Dylan is over-rated. And listening to Bono too many times will cause suicidal thoughts.
Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago
What is an “album?”
TatsEOD over 9 years ago
EXILE ON MAIN STREET!!!!!
dadoctah over 9 years ago
I made a list of the ten greatest albums of all time and not one of the ones mentioned is on it.
At the top of the list is “Tapestry”.
SwimsWithSharks over 9 years ago
This is the type of cheap trick Rat would pull.
Oh! Did I say Cheap Trick!?!? (I’m kidding. Of course it would need an album each from the Beatles, Zep, and Stones.)
WaitingMan over 9 years ago
Beethoven – Symphonies 5 & 7, Vienna Philharmonic, Carlos Kleiber conducting. There is more to music than rock and roll, y’know.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
what about Cat Stvens Morning has broken…….in half
BlackTie over 9 years ago
Good thing Pig’s not there. He’d have Air Supply or something.
whiteheron over 9 years ago
The Top Reason I don’t do Top Ten lists :I can’t count that high.
Kilrwat Premium Member over 9 years ago
Master Debaters only.
rpG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Doesn’t anyone under 50 read these comics?
Commycon over 9 years ago
NeverMind the Bullocks!.
Chrisstopher over 9 years ago
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida dude!
cooganm Premium Member over 9 years ago
My mom’s photo album, my grandma’s photo album, and white bedstraw (galium album)
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
Greg Evans’ forum can hit 200 in a heartbeat. There’s plenty of good regulars there, and just enough troll infestation to spike the commentary.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 9 years ago
First, Blood on the Tracks isn’t even Dylan’s best album. Not even close.
Second, it’s Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, Pet Sounds and What’s Going On. They’re not my favorite albums but they are the best overall albums.
SuicideShovel (84" stroker, 9:1 pistons) over 9 years ago
Ry Cooder: Into the Purple ValleyCharles Mingus: Live at Entebbe
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
album[al-buh m]
noun1.a bound or loose-leaf book consisting of blank pages, pockets, envelopes, etc., for storing or displaying photographs, stamps, or the like, or for collecting autographs.
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JohnoTeacher over 9 years ago
Way to prove the cartoonist’s point, guys. :)
UniqeUsername over 9 years ago
Casting Crowns’ Come to the WellChris Rice’s Smell The Color Nine
Totalloser Premium Member over 9 years ago
Nektar – Remember the FutureSex Pistols – Never Mind the Bullocks Here Come the Sex PistolsGrateful Dead – Workingmans Dead
bhcaruso over 9 years ago
Wow, it worked.
Guilty Bystander over 9 years ago
Not even going to consider jumping into the middle of this one. As with any art form, what makes music “great” is entirely subjective.
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
I thought the point was sales. Then it’s not opinion, just a matter of consulting the bean counters. What fun is that?
Duke of Omnium over 9 years ago
Any list of greatest albums which omits To the Extreme by Vanilla Ice is inherently flawed.
Bandera_Ken over 9 years ago
The White Album would be number one followed by Sgt. Peppers and Rubber Soul.
totalspaceman2010 over 9 years ago
I’d agree to the Stones and U2, but not Dylan.
Al Nala over 9 years ago
I’d ask if any of you has anything better to do than this, but you’re here, so…no.
finale over 9 years ago
Let It BleedThe AnimalsDisraeli Gears
finale over 9 years ago
Thanks Pastis……off to pack a pipe and get the headphones on!!!! Goodbye to today until the NFL Draft starts!!!!!!
twainreader over 9 years ago
Anyone remember the buzz for Frampton Comes Alive?
twainreader over 9 years ago
Let’s go older, Rubber Soul or Revolver?
Pakgor over 9 years ago
I won’t acknowledge any Top Album list that doesn’t include Weird Al’s “Poodle Hat.”
twainreader over 9 years ago
For Pastis though, he might want to check out Ed Sullivan’s Rita Pavone (Beeg deel, so yur goin stedy)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
I should post my top five reasons why I don’t like these lists.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
i feel pastis is channeling monty python today. “I’m here for an argument. no, you’re not. yes, i am.”
Kathy Freeman over 9 years ago
“Pet Sounds”
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
dukedoug, in my years of reading selected GoComics.com offerings, I’ve noted that Luann routinely beats everything else I read (there may be other comics that garner more comments – I’m just not aware of them). Last week,, Mon.-Tue-Wed. garnered 437 comments for Non Sequitur and 491 for Luann. As of 9:50 a. m. CT m. o. l.,, Luann is at 58, Non Sequitur is at 90. So maybe Wiley will beat out Greg, but not for the first three days of this arc.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
The 58 and 90 readings were for this morning. I forgot to put that, but didn’t feel like wading through all the italics markings to correct the above.
cruiserd over 9 years ago
“White Bird” Saw them in concert at the old Winterland building in San Francisco.Best violin solo from a rock group (maybe it was the only…)
Ian Mason over 9 years ago
“Who’s Next” is the world’s only perfect album.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Dang – in that comment about Non Sequitur vs. Luann, I was referring to this week’s comments, not last week’s. This is the last correction I’m going to make to that debacle! Sheesh!
jimbobspaghetti over 9 years ago
What about Dark Side of the Moon ?
cdgar over 9 years ago
The rating of the best albums ever has to be a very personal thing. I don’t need someone else doing that for me.
mdhutton1949 over 9 years ago
W*A*R*N*I*N*G Troll bait!
1552km over 9 years ago
I’m listening to “After Bathing at Baxter’s” as I read these…I agree with this group’s suggestions for the most part but “Electric Ladyland or Axis Bold as Love” surely belong on any greatest list. HENDRIX and BEETHOVEN
flyfisher over 9 years ago
My three would be Woodstock, Who’s Next and Tommy
KEA over 9 years ago
James Gang Rides Again – Sgt. Pepper – Graceland
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dylan can write songs but he tries to reach his notes like an elderly man tries to make it up those last few steps at the top of the Statue of Liberty.
wes tnt over 9 years ago
Anything Zeppelin…….
coop_dog1 over 9 years ago
Close to the Edge, Wish You were Here, Blood on the Tracks.
Number Three over 9 years ago
What about “Top Ten Best Cartoonists” ?
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Squoop over 9 years ago
Bach’s Brandenburg ConcertosMozart’s RequiemSgt Peppers or Rubber Soul
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dark Side of the Moon holds the record for most weeks on the top 100 list (over 14 years), Santana Abraxas, Gershwin’s American in Paris.
NCTom Premium Member over 9 years ago
wow, that goes back awhile. I even saw them in concert when I was working in a small town in southern Idaho, decades ago!
dwdurkee over 9 years ago
I’ll add Rust Never Sleeps, but I’m enjoying all the suggestions.
flyfisher over 9 years ago
For a list of the top sellers (maybe not the best critically) go to the link belowshttp://www.infoplease.com/ipea/A0151020.html
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
The best live album was “11/17/70” by Elton John.Yes, Elton John. Honest.
ypsikids over 9 years ago
Who’s Next, Exile on Main St, Born to Run
Dr. Whom over 9 years ago
Actually, the greatest Dylan album, and hence the Greatest Album of All Time Not Including Verdi’s Requiem by the Chicago Symphony Orchestra under Ricardo Muti, is Highway 61 Revisited.
trazman over 9 years ago
I’d like to add “Hotel California” to the mix, right up there with “Sgt. Pepper” and Fleetwood Mac “Rumors”
unca jim over 9 years ago
Almost as annoying as listening to a streaming audio of “I (heart) Radio” and their irritating ‘interviews’ of nearly-dead Brit-rock stars of the ’70’s and their cheerful count-down of ‘what I most watched last week’ crap that I never heard of or never will.
alviebird over 9 years ago
I, like most everyone else, would probably end up choosing something from the “obvious” category. But at what cost? Heart/Dreamboat Annie and Elton John/Goodbye Yellow Brick Road are just two that come to mind from the “not so obvious” category.
drdougsteward over 9 years ago
That has to be in consideration. I suggest JA’s After Bathing at Baxter’s … but there’s a long story that probably explains it. Country Joe and the Fish’s Electric Music for your mind and Body is also way up there.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Note you all,Everything we have talked about is from the 60s,70s,80s…………think about it ……Woooooo…..
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
Yes FragileElton John Goodbye Yellow Brick RoadAbba The Visitors
admwrlk Premium Member over 9 years ago
HIghway 61 RevisitedWho’s NextREM Fables of the Reconstruction
BTO over 9 years ago
Best Dylan? “Blonde on Blonde.”
But for me, the Top3 are Sgt Pepper, the first Led Zep, and Woodstock. Yes, iconic Woodstock, as it showcased almost everyone who was anyone at the time.
Goblinopolis over 9 years ago
Worked like a charm, Stephan.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Just gonna toss out a few album titles for consideration:.Nilsson SchmilssonParallel LinesBand on the RunRumoursBat out of HellDestroyerEliminatorThrillerWhipped Cream and Other DelightsDon’t Shoot Me I’m Only the Piano Player.and one most of you probably never heard of:.The Ballad of Calico
zyff over 9 years ago
Blood on the Tracks is awesome, definitely makes my top 5 every time…
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
" I don’t read Luann and I’m not aware of its usual content or why it should generate so many comments."From what I can see, dukedog, it’s kind of a soap opera for lovelorn men. (Of course, there are other kinds of fans.) A lot of the fellows seem to identify with nerdish Gunther, and many of them are longing for him to get with Luann, who regards him as only a friend. This strip has been going on for a long time, and the cartoonist (with recent help from his daughter, evidently) knows how to appeal to the readers.
Digital Frog over 9 years ago
What? No Weird Al Yankovic??
djackmanmd over 9 years ago
Laugh every day I read your strip. Yet London Calling must usurp U2.
Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member over 9 years ago
It was a lucky day in my, and maybe anyone’s, life when I took the time to figure out what was happening in Meatloaf’s “Two out of Three Ain’t Bad”. When I finally understood, after sort-of singing the words for at least 15 years, the tears poured down my face, as they would for quite a while after that, if I actually sang with the album.
“I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” was much more difficult to suss, but now I had hopes of having another deep cathartic revelation.Result? I find it exquisite in how the song can just barely, but surely, be understood and yet still keep the question of what-is-he-talking-about almost burningly alive.(In one place, the song explicitly states what he’s talking about. How could it take me so many years to hear that?).
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
My favourite album of all time has to be “Pinkerton” by Weezer, but I wouldn’t go on to say it’s part of the “greatest albums of all time.” Isn’t music supposed to be subjective?
HeidiTentee over 9 years ago
Alice Cooper goes to Hell.
dolf37 about 7 years ago
Alice Cooper Killer, Tangerine Dream Stratosfear, Jesus Christ Superstar, Made in Japan, Uriah Heep Sweet Freedom, Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother … tons of good stuff
rogthedodge1 over 6 years ago
What!?! Not a single jazz fan in the group? Dave Brubeck Quartet at Carnegie Hall (02/22/63), the greatest sounds ever produced by human beings.
SupaSunotchi about 4 years ago
I’m a kid
WittWicked Premium Member about 1 year ago
Dark Side of the Moon. Frampton Comes Alive. Boston.