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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: The teachings of our faith tell us to not breath the same air as...you know...them. Flo: And by "them" you mean...? Woman: You know...THEM! Flo: Uh...sayin' it loudah with air quotes isn't helpin'. Woman: Opposite of us. Flo: Ah, I see...You mean sane people? Woman: Is questioning our beliefs heresy or blasphemy, dear? Man: Pretty much both, as I recall. Flo: It's gonna be a long day...
WTFrank almost 10 years ago
So which side of the political chasm are our visitors on? I know folks on both sides that could be these folks. : )
mischugenah almost 10 years ago
You know, Flo, you could just inform them that you donāt serve their type here. The fireworks would make quite a show.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Iād love to drink a beer with jaw man thereā¦.I already like him better than herā¦.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Iāve always loved the line in most bad moviesā¦āIt is so written!ā
Dtroutma almost 10 years ago
Interesting that those who canāt stand to have their beliefs questiioned, are the same folks who refuse to accept othersā. (btw: facts arenāt just ābeliefsā foks)
Maybe they think their amidst vegetarians, not veterinarians as I thought yesterday?
alviebird almost 10 years ago
Painting Christians with a pretty broad brush, are we?
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Cue āUs and Themā by Pink Floyd.
susanwobb almost 10 years ago
When was it ever said that they are āChristianā? Yāall are projecting. All we really know is that theyāre loony intolerant religionists of as-yet unspecified denomination.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If we said such it is because we have been the butt of most jokes about rude, ill humored, ditzy, bigoted, poorly mannered people The list is much longer than that but you get the point (?)
when someone swings a bat at your head you wince and duck Unless sheās referring to a giant ant behind Earl
spaced man spliff almost 10 years ago
Itās not any specific religion. Itās just the fanatics, zealots and fundamentalists from every religion.
vwdualnomand almost 10 years ago
religion ruins everything.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
They are probably Devout Humans.Humans are noted for this type of behavior.
tripwire45 almost 10 years ago
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Indythinker almost 10 years ago
They must be Obama Democrats
Varnes almost 10 years ago
See, now this is exactly why I go over to Lake Michigan in the summer timeā¦Wisconsonians live over on the other sideā¦That means they are them, over thereā¦ā¦We must go to the Lake to stand guardā¦.Against themā¦..Many times I go to the Lake even on hot days in the summerā¦Just to watch out for them over thereā¦ā¦
Can't Sleep almost 10 years ago
If youāre too embarrassed to say what you think, or have to back it up with lies, you know deep down that what youāre defending is wrong.
Old Texan75 almost 10 years ago
I once knew a family so screwed up that the only normal one in the crowd was the gay one.Mom was a religious nut. Hated every body not a member of her (insert religious preference here).Dad was a gung-ho National Guard Hero Warrior .(Not dissing NG, just him). Lived and breathed military. Carried an M-1 Garand in his truck.Wore fatigues. This was BC (before camo). The āstraightā boys were as screwy as Dad. Two of them became teachers and both had to change schools occasionally for "improper conduct " with students. Two of them became big time lawyers and both were caught in shady shenanigans, even for lawyers. Usually involving blackmail, booze, broads, illegal money, shady real estate deals, etc.
The gay one was a nice guy, courteous, thoughtful and considerate of others. Even in a small Texas town in the 50s, people knew he was one of āthemā. But it didnāt matter. He was welcome in his church, nobody tried to āconvertā him to straight. He was accepted just as he was.
Beleck3 almost 10 years ago
it seems no one stops these ālooniesā from their dirty deeds. how these ākindā are allowed to ruin āreligionā for the others who are of the ālovingā faith. speak up and stop these kind or else all are painted by the evil ones.
Alverant almost 10 years ago
I thought questioning the dominant religion or even not being part of the dominant religion was oppression against said religion. At least to hear some people talk.
Dr_Zinj almost 10 years ago
The great thing about closed minds is that they never have to worry about learning something new, or correcting something thats not true.
BillWa almost 10 years ago
Definitly Liberals.
Tigdi almost 10 years ago
Gee, I thought it was the ones who were intolerant of religious people.
ladykat Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Somehow, this song chorus seems appropriate:āGo ahead and hate your neighbour,Go ahead and cheat your friend.If you do it in the name of Heaven,You can justify it in the end.There wonāt be any trumpets blowing,Come the judgement day!On the bloody morning after,One tin soldier ran away.ā
Timothy Madigan Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Itās all about the cat.
Geezer almost 10 years ago
Mr. & Mrs. Buffoon are obviously made of straw, but Wiley has chosen not to draw them that way.
dabugger almost 10 years ago
Yeah Flow, a very long day. And now whether it is blasphemy or hearsay. Another little problem besides them and them or is it they and they. Just what religion is so intolerant? It seems as if it does not even tolerate the intolerants or the other way around or whichever way or not that way, or I mean . . . well maybe forget. . .
goweeder almost 10 years ago
āhatred is justifiableā¦ā¦ā¦as long as religion says so.ā~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Love it!
flyfisher almost 10 years ago
They are probably just dog lovers and want nothing to do with ācat peopleā
KEA almost 10 years ago
thatās not intolerance, thatās āreligious freedomā!
for the slow out there, that was sarcasm.
StCleve72 almost 10 years ago
From childhood I came to associate all religion with intolerance and hate. As a child I was taught who had the right religion, we did, and who had the wrong religion, everyone else did. I was told to only associate and marry āmy own kind,ā and to distrust and avoid all of āthem.ā The fact that I had the ability to think for myself and see all the silly rituals and beliefs for what they are didnāt endear me to my family who I eventually separated myself from completely, in part due to their virulent racism which showed its full ugliness when my niece was living with her boyfriend who was from Africa. I feel like Iāve broken the chain of ignorance and I judge all people āby the content of their character,ā as someone once famously said, and my life is good and not filled with hate or chauvinism, nor are the lives of my grown children. I feel very fortunate.
Mokurai almost 10 years ago
Well (if they donāt breathe any air previously breathed by sinners) That About Wraps It Up for (them and their) God. (See Oolon Coluphid, according to Douglas Adams)
kwschatz almost 10 years ago
Thatās why Iāve become a Frisbeetarian. We just drift through life and when we die, our souls float up onto the roof and just lay there.
DutchUncle almost 10 years ago
>>>So which side of the ā¦ chasm are our visitors on?
Iām shocked, SHOCKED, at the narrow-minded perspective that the chasm only has two sides. The philosophically ideal chasm is a true circle, affording an infinite number of sides.
johnschutt almost 10 years ago
They represent the LGBT community. Theyāre out to persecute anyone who disagrees with their thoughts. They have no problem with putting honest people out of business, ordering pizzas that they donāt intend to pick up, yelling, and making death threats. Theyāre the true intolerant ones.
DutchUncle almost 10 years ago
I must admit, I have this degree of negativity towards smokers.
Chrisstopher almost 10 years ago
Whatever their beliefs, they are most definitely insane. as are most far right (or left) wingers.
Rick Smith Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Waitā¦did Flo just call Eddie sane?
Rarely528 almost 10 years ago
I donāt think that questioning the beliefs of adherents of religions other than oneās own can be either heresy or blasphemy. Your religion has no authority over me.When the questioning becomes Hate Speech as defined by the secular laws of my country then the line has been crossed.Questioning othersā beliefs (as well as oneās own, of course) leads to constructive and healthy intercourse in a civilized world.Wiley, Iām afraid it is going to be a long day.
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I am so sick of this. Haters all around. Checking out of N S for a while.
DutchUncle almost 10 years ago
āOur most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our childrenās future. And we are all mortal.ā ā John F. Kennedy
jwallac2 almost 10 years ago
I am bored with this story arc already
dflak almost 10 years ago
Ah, the broader the statement, the narrower the mind.
Ka`ÅnÅhi`ula`okahÅkÅ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 10 years ago
cahnāt figger out if the cat is left wing or right wing. seems to be a swing shoulderer.
flyfisher almost 10 years ago
I bet if Wiley looks at this thread of comments he is laughing his ass off at how so many can get so worked up over his comic strip.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Acupuncture is the least understood medicinal practice.Ty Webb claims to be an expert at acupressure.You canāt be the ball if you canāt see the chi.
Can't Sleep almost 10 years ago
Hey, folks ā these are just generic loonies.You know, the āmy mind is made up and the facts canāt sway meā type.Doesnāt matter what group they belong too; what matters is whoās identifying with them.
dawnsfire almost 10 years ago
I donāt think itās blasphemy OR heresy if youāre not a member of the same faith?
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Whiteheron, donāt tell āemā¦..Hate to lose the element of surpriseā¦.No, we wonāt attackā¦because weāre too lazyā¦.But weāll be sittinā there on the beach pretending to drink beerā¦.waitingā¦..
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Religions donāt kill people, people who believe in religions kill peopleā¦