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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 22, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "So we're buying an old warehouse to turn into a bistro/theater/club/art space - all with zero experience" Dad: "Honey, we have ZEAL. We can buy experience" Dad: "We've spent half our lives on homes, jobs, kids... isn't it time we did something for us?" Mom: "Sure. I just thought it'd be something more, y'know, exotic" Dad: "Hey, what's more exotic than a crumbling old warehouse?"
Wallythe2 over 9 years ago
Well, a vacation to Tahiti springs to mind firstā¦ dunderhead.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Thatās a thinker.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Himm- Exotic, huh? I take it that cruise to the South Pole is āout of the runningā, nowā¦ ā Frankās trying to sell her on the fact that if you squint reaaaly hard, and just happen to wake up on the right side of the bed that morningā¦ have an āopen mindā about it, and have a nice cup of coffee, before you start, you just might see how romantic and exciting scraping knuckles, stepping into trays of paint and spending both your savings and the bonus of also having someone elsesā investment money could beā¦. ā Not to mention applying new surfaces for the concession areas and the restrooms- āAah, I just love the smell of tile grout in the morning!āā¦.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
There WAS that Viking Cruiseā¦
Ida No over 9 years ago
New poll up: Chances of success?
What would you do if you had an empty warehouse?1) 21 votes ā Rent it out to someone else2) 12 votes ā Other (a park, arcade, insurance money)3) 9 votes ā Sell it to Frank4) 7 votes ā Lazer Tag center5) 4 votes ā Different warehouse6) 3 votes ā Parking lot7) 3 votes ā Rave site
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Actually, Iād put Brazil right up there with Thailand, the Netherlands Antilles, Fiji, or any island off of the Northwest Mediterranean coastā¦. ā Or any shopping center/mall with a nice beverage and pastry bar that just happens to be nice and quiet on the day that you want to goā¦.and a parking space right at the doorā¦.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
āThis Old WarehouseāāIntrepid, We Trust?āāMake Room For Tool CaddyāāFather Knows ZestāāMid Life SpicesāāFrank Knows BeansāāZeal ParmiganaāāPie In The Sky A La ModeāāThe Quicker Fixer-UpperāāFables Of The Reconstructionā (āŖ)orāBigger Than A Breadbox, Slower Than A Ferarri, And Nothing Like The Love Boatā
Airman over 9 years ago
Think cruise not warehouse.
LeoAutodidact over 9 years ago
With Mooney-Uni nearby there are always going to be PLENTY of Girls who are going to need to āWork their way through Schoolā
JayBluE over 9 years ago
āExcedrin Headache #224 ā B, The Warehouse Planā^LOL!!! ā Which is why they have that, and also āForgetitolā in the Mega Case bulk packageā¦Conveniently sold at Home Despotā¦..
wiselad over 9 years ago
āthe where? how? us? planā
Make Mine Marvel over 9 years ago
Iām thinking itāll turn out to be hugely successful as something completely unanticipated. Maybe a wedding destination, a dog racing track, a microbrewery or recording studio. Not at all what they planned, but Frank and Nancy will get out with enough money that they can, umm, go right back to the house theyāve lived in all these years and have enough in the bank to get sucked into TJās next dumb idea.
doverdan over 9 years ago
Experience is very expensive to buy.VERY
doverdan over 9 years ago
Tiffās father might help bank-role it ā provided Tiff is the star of all performances, of course. .However that might require sending Luann off to Peru to pick up sticks..But maybe best not have Jonah a key actor at the Theater.Maybe he could be bartender at the Bistro though. Well, T.J. might preempt that..Ox is a natural for bouncer. .This plan might even keep Quill from departing for NY.
kenhense over 9 years ago
Wow! Nancy looks ready for something exotic. Oh well, theyāre in the game with a pair of sixes, and TJ ā a wild card.
Barry1941 over 9 years ago
So how many millions of $$$$ās do they have to drop into a bottomless pit?
Gerry Lee over 9 years ago
They need to go one step further. Art, yes! But also performance dancing, roller disco, live musicā¦. all the arts combined in one heavenly place: Luanadu!(But it needs Tiffany as the roller skating muse with leg warmers:) )
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Because things were almost not the most ludicrous things ever, this is happening.
nate3766 over 9 years ago
Wonder if any thought has been given to the possibilities that there very may be environmental problems with a old commercial property / building..Soil contamination..leaking bad fluidsā¦definitely good chance of lead and asbestis problems that can suck up cash very quickly way before they get to rehabbing the building itselfā¦also the cost of commercial kitchen equipment t.theater expenses..seating , electrical, staging, lighting and spotlightsā¦
Good thing we are talking about a comic strip adventureā¦In the real worldā¦the $60 thou and their own dollars wouldnāt even come closeā¦I know I am a old grouch with no sense of adventureā¦
lockwood53 over 9 years ago
I think this is a great idea and canāt wait to see how it works out. I would do the same if I had the money. This will be fun.
drewpamon over 9 years ago
A vacation lasts a week or two, frank wants a change in lifestyle.
insipient1 over 9 years ago
Wallthe2Tahiti Springsā¦.hmmmmā¦ Isnāt that located somewhere in Lower Alabama, you know, LA?
dlkrueger33 over 9 years ago
Anything that involves TJ is doomed from the start.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
āSomething for us,ā Frank? āMore exotic,ā Nancy?How about a long trip to the remote areas of Peru, where we can meet up with that nice girl, Rosa, who used to live here in Pitts? And weāll bring along Luann and Gunther, too! Wouldnāt that be fun?!
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
errrrā¦.Nancy ā I always get exotic mixed up with another word with a different second letter. Do you have that problem, too?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
So, all these Years of Frank DeGroot, the Sole Bread-Winner,the Thrifty, Sensible Spender, the Relentless Penny-Pincer,the Crown Prince of Frugal Living, have NOW Been COMPLETELY Tossed Out the Window, in Order to Advance a Questionable Plot Twist.
Giving up a Homes and Jobs, a (Kinda) Sure Thing in favor of something You Know Absolutely NOTHING About, in Partnership with a KNOWN Con-Artist.
What Happened, Frank? Did You Wake Up STUPID today??
Nancy, if EVER there was a Time for YOU to Impart Some of Your ANNOYING Wisdom, then THIS Is IT.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
[With a robust, dark Egyptian Roast coffee beside me, and a bowl of dark, cherry tinctured burley in my pipe, I sit back and try to analyze the following quote:āIsnāt it time for something for us?āUh, ok. Let us examine:1) Well, I can see making a bistro for who knows who to hang out in is for āusā (sarcasm).2) Well, I can see making a theater for Quill, Tiffany, and Jonah to act in is for āusā (sarcasm, again).3) Well, I can see where making a club for all the Moony and Pitts CC kids to hang out in is for āusā (coughing fit).4) Well, I can see how making an art space for Luann, Jacque, and Emo is for āusā (rolling of eyes). I truly cannot fathom how Frank can be seriously contemplating this venture. Nancy, you seriously need to reign this in and save your husband (not to mention your future retirement funds) from himself. I have no idea what is going on in Frankās head (mid-life crisis?), but he is clearly going off the deep end! Nancy, be a heroā¦. stand up for what you know is logical and important! It may be hard to have to crush this pipe dream of Frankās butā¦.. in the long run, it will be benefiting both of you.
Willow Mt Lyon over 9 years ago
In 1997, three young men, ages 19, 20 and 21, opened a store in Davis, California and named it Ground Zero Clothing and Board Shop. The 19 year old was bought out, but the other two learned from the hard work they put into it and became very successful. I am sure Frank and Nancy have more experience and knowledge than they realize. If two college age men can do it, so can Frank and Nancy.
Ron Dunn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Lets hope this ācrumblingā old warehouse does not fall apart. Plus I hope TJ does not take advantage of Frank & Nancy.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Northeastern Brazil is the most relaxing vacation I ever had: primo beaches!
notbornyesterday over 9 years ago
somebody better have deep, deep, deep pockets, or a huge grant from the government; right now? neither
Radical_Knight over 9 years ago
Whatās more exotic than a crumbling old warehouse?ā¦ Uh, a scorched old āRoach-Wagonā?
dre7861 over 9 years ago
Frank has been watching gay porn if he thinks that crumbling old warehouses are exotic
sjsczurek over 9 years ago
Experience is a dog chasing its tail because thatās all it knows..F******* EXPERIENCE!!!!!!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Great! Now just raise about $1.5M to $2M more than the $60K that youāve got, and youāll be ready to start!
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
-No, Frank decided to let him sleep late! ;o)
LOL!!! Good one!!
3pibgorn9 over 9 years ago
Set up for Luann and Quill.
doverdan over 9 years ago
They could have Crystal recite her poetry. Gunther could dress up and do his magic tricks.Luann could sing the song she recorded with Quill. Zebo could lecture on fine art, with a jug of water in hand..Who would pay to listen to those ?
doverdan over 9 years ago
SueB1863 said, Also, partnering with āInsurance Fraudā TJ wasnāt the best idea either. Iād worry a lot more about trusting him. Brad should tell them about his suspicions that TJ torched his own truck for the insurance money, because he likely wouldnāt hesitate to do the same thing to the warehouse if it doesnāt turn a profit. . . . "-āāāāāāāāāā-To begin with, there was no insurance fraud..T.J. only recouped his investment, and was happy about it (since he was tired of a business that was going nowhere). That made Brad suspicious, but we know better.,However, I do predict that at some point the warehouse will burn down. .That may, of course, be a couple years away, even in Luann-time.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
LOL, itās either "Louvreāā¦ or āHateradeāā¦..
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Or it could just be that he decides to leave "with his āfair shareā " if he feels the urge to āopen the escape hatchā on the whole operationā¦.leaving Frank and Nancy to āright the shipāā¦
JayBluE over 9 years ago
āNo, Frank decided to let him sleep late! ;o)ā^Ha ha, good one!!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
The Wildcats had better be careful- Too much āsqueezingā on the squeezebox, and all the feet will start tapping. Before you know it, thereāll be (gasp!!!) people going around doing the Batman Watusi. If theyāre not careful, someoneās gonna āPolka their eyes outā (āŖ)!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Or āZero For Zeboā?
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Yep, how Brd said it is definitely the way to goā¦.
wiselad over 9 years ago
āThis Old WarehouseāāIntrepid, We Trust?āāMake Room For Tool CaddyāāFather Knows ZestāāMid Life SpicesāāFrank Knows BeansāāZeal ParmiganaāāPie In The Sky A La ModeāāThe Quicker Fixer-UpperāāFables Of The Reconstructionā (āŖ)orāBigger Than A Breadbox, Slower Than A Ferarri, And Nothing Like The Love Boatā
How about:
āZero Tolerance for Zero ExperienceāāHow The Other Half Livesā
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
what you think of āThe Where? How? Us? Planā? as title
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 9 years ago
itās not whatās thereItās what you see
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
āā« Thereās a fascination frantic in a ruin thatās romanticā¦ā«ā
Argythree over 9 years ago
Found your message back to me from June 22, interesting ideasā¦little soap opera-ish, though, no?
Argythree over 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT
No question about it. Frank is definitely having some kind of crisis. Maybe not midlife. Maybe just life in general. I mean, what other reason would anyone be thrilled about applying for a permit? (Speaking as someone who works in a guvmint officeā¦)
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Well, hope you arenāt envious of me ā¦ that was a list of places Iād like to seeā¦ ā Besides, NY, LA and Colorado are nice places to see/have seenā¦ definitely nothing to sneeze at! Except for any allergies, of courseā¦
JayBluE over 9 years ago
āLetās Get Ready to Crumbleā^Ha ha ha!!!!
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