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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 22, 2015
Transcript:
Kate: News from the front of Danae's war on whistlers. Ned: Wait...the what? Kate: It's explained in the update, daddy. Due to the inability of whistlers to take a hint, she's switching from her counter-annoyance tactic to a direct, less-subtle approach to stop every whistler within range. Ned: Uh...in range of what? Kate: Hmm...I guess either earshot or... Danae: How far can the drones travel, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: Depends on the wind and the size of the water balloon it's carrying.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
Jeffrey and Danae may be on their way to their first visit to the booking room????
Wallythe2 over 9 years ago
Danae you should have been informed that IT⊠isnât about you. NOBODY cares what you think or what bothers you. You arenât the center of the universe. Heck you arenât the center of your family. Just; as the Brits might say, SHUT UP and Carry on.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Who in Danaeâs life is a whistler?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
Sounds like she has a specific target in mind.
tomielm over 9 years ago
Ah, the days when we gathered around the radio. I can still whistle that tune, by the way.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Does the Whistlerâs Mother know what Danaeâs up to?
keenanthelibrarian over 9 years ago
So long as it stops âem from whistling â or at least thatâs the way Danae sees it!
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Wait, may I borrow that thing for a minute? I know a few annoying people too!
A Hip loving Canadian... over 9 years ago
For those who donât know, Ennio Morricone is the composer for the movie âThe good, The Bad and the Nerdy.â
thetraveller4 over 9 years ago
I think she should be more concerned with annoying Blade, Whistlerâs buddyâŠor for that matter, Whislerâs daughter Abigail!
johndifool over 9 years ago
Donât worry, I made sure it was small this timeâŠ
azktryg over 9 years ago
Does Danae hate Andy Griffith and Ron Howard?
dabugger over 9 years ago
Wet war on whistlers? In this cell phone culture, how many actual whistlers are there? Never saw/heard of a person doing both.
Linguist over 9 years ago
Slim Whitman is rolling in his grave ( or whistling in the graveyard ) !
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
âWhere did you find so many clear balloons?â
âThose arenât made from balloons.â
goweeder over 9 years ago
âI hope they donât take out Ennio Morricone.â~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow! Am I ever out of the loop!
goweeder over 9 years ago
âDonât worry, I made sure it was small this timeâŠâ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just out of idle curiosityâYou made sure WHAT was small enoughâŠ.?
goweeder over 9 years ago
PLEASE, GoComics, give us an EDIT option â or at least a DELETE option that will actually DELETE!Iâm sure youâre smart enough. I canât be the ONLY reader who would appreciate that.
Linguist over 9 years ago
Meanwhile, Danae is just droning on.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
Drones dropping water bombs are a pretty minor irritation.The problem is that drones can drop anything anywhere. And to think that cruise missiles were once scary.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I taped a couple of programs that ran-back in the 70s-on an FM station in the San Francisco area. Also taped FBI in peace and war and a couple of other action tales, plus the Shadow and of course Fibber Magee & Mollie
AlanSteenhouwer over 9 years ago
What. No water gun?
danketaz Premium Member over 9 years ago
âŠBut Danae, in order to find the whistlers, youâll be stuck having to listen for whistlers. Isnât that what youâre trying to avoid?
Kaputnik over 9 years ago
A couple of people where I work whistle when walking around. It actually has a use, letting people know when theyâre around. Personally, Iâm the suddenly say hello from right behind someone and watch them jump three feet in the air type. Whistling might be more polite.
rcerinys701 over 9 years ago
I am so glad someone else remembers that old radio program. I thought I had imagined it all.Thank you.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
A very Frightening Episode: Danae & Jeffery Agreeing on somethingâŠ
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
If itâs about the âwhistlersâ who shatter my eardrums at music concerts, Iâm with Danae.