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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Pig, I'd like to introduce you to Bob. He works for the D.O.D. Pig: What's the D.O.D.? Bob: Department of Defense. I'm a CATF. I work with the CAAF and the CF on the DPI and the DCP for the DOD in accord with the NDS. NMCS. NIMS and NDMS. Pig: Does he speak English? Bob: OMG. ROTFL.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
They should take this guyâs security clearance away; he talks too much.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Does he gargle with alphabet soup?
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Does he work for the DOD or is he just a millennial?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 9 years ago
I thought you meant someone in tights swinging from a trapeze.
Obscure, I admit.
x_Tech over 9 years ago
G.I.G.O.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Acronymaphilia. A contagious condition common among military careerists.
kernelcorny Premium Member over 9 years ago
CATF: commander, amphibious task forceContractors Authorized to Accompany the Forces (CAAF)DPI Desired Point of Impact (target)National Defense Strategy (NDS)
Dave Thorby over 9 years ago
We once called in an engineer to fix a faulty computer. He said that there was a problem with the AMD.âWhatâs an AMD?ââItâs an Air Moving Device.ââYou mean a fan?ââYes, but we call it an AMD for short.â
flyertom over 9 years ago
âSeeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldnât we put the PC on the QT? âCause if it leaks into the VC, he could end up MIA, then weâd all be put out on KP.â â Robin Williams
thetraveller4 over 9 years ago
This guy is completely FUBARâŠoh well, SNAFU!
Pocosdad over 9 years ago
Back in the 90âs, Sun Microsystems had an internal document that explained all of the acronyms that they used. One was TLA, which stood for Three Letter Acronym, so they had an acronym for their acronyms. Another one on the list was CYA (Cover Your A$$) â itâs presence on the list spoke volumes about their corporate culture.
mammamoonbeam over 9 years ago
âOMG ROFLâ Toucheâ ! Good one, Stephan.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
how many Bobs are in this strip?
DiminishedFirst over 9 years ago
He sure loves his TLAs
Sandfan over 9 years ago
When Pastis gets on a roll, itâs time to BOHICA.
prrdh over 9 years ago
Iâm sure he was an initial success at his job.
usafmsgt over 9 years ago
In the Air Force we had FIGMO and OMGIF. One command had an Anal Prod office(Analysis Production).
Plods with ...âą over 9 years ago
DoD. Largest creator of acronyms in the world..NOFORN
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
PUN?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hereâs a rare one (and itâs real): IHTFP.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Alan Sherman: âHarvey & Sheilaâ
junemmoffatt over 9 years ago
âHarveyâs a CPA, he works for IBMâŠâ
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Just the song I was thinking of when I read this!
CalLadyQED over 9 years ago
As we say in my industry, âitâs just another TLAâ (three-letter acronym).
dutchs over 9 years ago
CRTâs are pretty rare these days now that we all have LED or plasma displays. CPU, ROM and RAM are used all the time.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Itâs âroflâ. The âtâ is silent.
sbischof over 9 years ago
So @x_tech wins the comments today, definitely.
JudyAz over 9 years ago
and most important â TANSTAAFL
geocam over 9 years ago
OMG! Please add sub titles!! Txting has destroyed the Eng lang
Alfred over 9 years ago
The world needs more TLAs
CoffeeLvr over 9 years ago
I have always said that half of learning a new job is getting the jargon down.
dre7861 over 9 years ago
I often say that living in DC is living in Alphabet City. The worse thing is people use all these obscure acronyms and then get mad when you donât know what they mean.
Kaputnik over 9 years ago
Sometimes at work weâll have a short conversation consisting mostly of acronyms, associated jargon, and IP addresses. Weâll have a moment where we realize what this would sound like to someone else, and burst out laughing.
sperry532 over 9 years ago
LSMFT!
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
the more you talk like that the more you get promoted, if youâre in military garb
bmonk over 9 years ago
TLA: Three Letter Acronym
ETLA: Extended Three Letter Acronym
SETLA: Super-Extended Three Letter Acronym
DSETLA: Doubly Super-Extended Three Letter Acronym
HDSETLA: Hyper-Doubly Super-Extended Three Letter Acronym
John W. Vinson Premium Member over 9 years ago
Heâs clearly involved with that notorious group, the Association Creating Random Obscure Names for Your Meanings.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Pig is correct. Does he speak English? âPerhaps as a second language?
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
This reminds me of Allan Shermanâs Harvey and Shelia."
K M over 9 years ago
AMâŠOHâŠYOUâŠASâŠHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 9 years ago
And not one person mentioned TPS reports?
For shame!
fredd13 over 9 years ago
Man: L.O.Waiter: L.O.Man: R.U.B.C.Waiter: S.V.R.B.C.Waitress: L.O.Waiter: L.O.Man: L.O.Man: F.U.N.E.X.Waiter: S.V.F.X.Man: F.U.N.E.M.Waiter: 9.Man: I.F.C.D.M.Waiter: V.F.N.10.E.M.Waitress: A. V.F.M.Man: R.Waiter: O.Waitress: C. D.M.Waiter: O.S. V.F.M.Man: O.K. M.N.X.Waiter: M.N.X.Man: F.U.N.E.T.Waiter: 1 T.Man: 1 T.Waiter: O.K. M.X.N.T. M.X.N.T.4.1.Waitress: V.F.N.10.E.X.Man: U.Z.U.F.X.Waiter: Y.F.N.U.N.E.X.Waitress: I.F.E.10.M.Waiter: S.I.L.L.Y. C.O.W.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc3M1nppd3c
(âThe Two Ronniesâ â BBC, 1975. And if youâre American â itâs âzedâ here, not âzeeâ.)
SupaSunotchi over 4 years ago
dollar on speak
1800 over 3 years ago
Half life 3 confirmed