Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 26, 2015

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    kdizzle  almost 9 years ago

    Not much fat on that Bacon – a new year and a chance to reheat all last season’s Bacon puns. Will BStatWhiz be back too?

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    chiphilton  almost 9 years ago

    Max better hope all-league guard Antoine Reed of Jefferson has graduated, or he’ll get schooled again.

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    chiphilton  almost 9 years ago

    Wow, let’s hope nose close-ups don’t replace the hand fixation.

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    Ravenswing  almost 9 years ago

    Eh, I propose we start calling Max “Addy,” for obvious reasons …

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    Nice Christmas MUT Mop. Although I’m afraid that some of the people we haven’t seen lately may have disappeared to Cambodia with Jami and Keri.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    Will Max and Lurch become the next Milford “it” couple?

    Max might want to consume a lot more bacon so he can pack on a few more pounds.

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    Lukebunkin   almost 9 years ago

    Gil…“By the way Max….Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

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    Bluedarter  almost 9 years ago

    I"m hoping Gil will bring in some transfers for the all-skinny team. Maybe the son of Manute Bol, former Sixer and Bullet. His name is Bol Bol (really) and he’s sixteen, 6’ 11" and looks like 150 pounds. He’s worth a Youtube look Gil. You need him for the next State Title.

    By the way, do one of the historians know how many State Titles Gil has one in 57 years? Double figures I hope, or I’ll be dead before I see another one.
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    chujusmith  almost 9 years ago

    “163 pounds of fury.” In the spirit of the seasonal movie releases, I think there is a great disturbance in the force over in Goshen – mostly uproarious laughter about the 163 pounds of fury awaiting them in February when we finally get around to playing some basketball games.

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    bearwku82  almost 9 years ago

    Gil is all smiles. Looking forward to his preseason prognostication interview with Marjie Ducey.

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    HooDaD  almost 9 years ago

    When I read Gil’s comment in P1, I thought I’d inadvertently clicked on MUT. Who knew he had a sense of humor? Speaking of MUT, I’m honored to have been included in the Christmas card. Thanks, bro.

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    twainreader  almost 9 years ago

    It turns out Kenzie is the local rep for Charles Atlas’ dynamic Tension body building. No more bullies kicking placeberals in Max’s face. He’ll bulk up as we up chuck

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    Mr Reality  almost 9 years ago

    In all reality, Kenzie will reject swat Max"s drive to the hoop with a Not in my neighborhood , puny boy . Let me pump you up.

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    bitsy twill  almost 9 years ago

    “Lifting like a madman?” What, like while wearing a business suit and smoking a cigarette?

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    miffedmax  almost 9 years ago

    Outside help? Is he talking about basketball strategy or the peacock?

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    bitsy twill  almost 9 years ago

    I was torn between the previous comment and some sort of “Mad(man) Max” joke which I couldn’t quite work out. But I offer this up as an alternative name for the season in case the Bacon puns become limp.

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    tcar-1  almost 9 years ago

    Evidently Max has grown to about 9’9" too. His head is brushing the bottom of the backboard in panel one. And former state champ coach Gil Thorp is not known for being observant so he probably didn’t notice.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    163 pounds in high school isn’t exactly small for a high school athlete in any sport really. Hell, Otto Porter of the Wizards didn’t weigh much more than that last year as a rookie.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 9 years ago

    Oh, and tcar-1. A good day for the D.C. teams Saturday with the Wizards and Caps winning and the Skins winning the division. Hasn’t happened since ’83.Redskins won the Super Bowl that year. Coincidence?

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