Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2016

Woomun could’ve at least tried to make it look like meat.

Da Crocs are back!

Silly Americans/Crocs. Tofu isn’t a replacement for meat. That’s why you cook it wrong.

More crocs! They’ve been MIA far too long.

Doesn’t Cosco sell pre-packaged Zebra meat in the frozen food section? She could have served him some of that…..anything but Tofu!

AWRIGHT!! Crocks on a Monday even helps me forget that the furnace died some time during the night. :-)

poor Larry

We gonna need that tofu cow again…

Meat stays rotting in your digestive tract up to 78 hours, yum!

A beautiful and unexpected snowfall yesterday, crocs today – this is promising to be a good week!

Can’t get enough crocs – thanks Stephan!

I guess it hasn’t dawned on Patty that there’s a reason why no one ever says, “Mmmm, tofu!”

BTW, now that the crocoholics have been given a dose, let’s get back to the funny stuff. Puns and satire, please, Stephan!

Zeeba!eyes Ees not only white meat! Only LOOK like tofu. Yum.

Get GoPro! This sooo going on You Toob!

… don’t eat the baby Red Panda! (named “Tofu”) noooooooo !!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-tofu-the-baby-red-panda-and-cutest-little-nugget-on-earth_us_5603169ce4b08820d91b85bd

It’s a shame the Croc family don’t have blinds or curtains at the window.

But I’m sure Larry will get his own back!

xxx

real men don’t eat quiche. no one said anything about tofu. then again. they weren’t talking about crocs

Larry is an idiot she should have said its Zebra jello

I see Larry’s wife has taken a page from Andy Fox’s recipe book.

Stephan Pastis: REALLY REALLY KEEP DOING CROC STRIPS. WE SHOULDNOT HAVE TO WAIT MANY MONTHS BETWEEN THEM. THEY ARE ALWAYS HILARIOUS. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SO MUCH RAT BEING SELFISH AND EGOTISTICAL (like so much Donald Trump wears out the welcome), SO THE CROCS ARE NECESSARY FOR REAL LAUGHS

I’m surprised that Larry Croc has a man-card to turn in!He must have found one that some guy had dropped….

CROCS!!!!!