Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 22, 2023

They think he’s a small human, LOL Chest hair, not chest feathers. This comic so often cracked me up.

Oh the pain in panel three. Poor Opus.

“Hair”?!?

Send it back to Ahnold for a refund.

That’s OK, it ripped out Arnold’s chest hair, too…if he had any to begin with.

In my younger days I was using a drill on an exhaust header. The drill bit broke and then the drill spun out of control and hit me in the chest, entangling my shirt…..I really thought the drill bit had gone into me, and in my panic I thought I hit the reverse switch in order to get the drill bit out of my chest. I was wrong….when I hit the switch again the drill went further into my chest and was extremely painful. Long story short….I had only managed to rip a large circle of hair out of my chest. I know how Opus must feel.

Do penguins have chest hair?

headline should have said “local resident plucked”

I’m thinking Steve Carell in “40 Year Old Virgin.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CTSUjT4Xuk

I want that house!

“A ‘Schwarzenegger Chest Expander’, tangled up with a large amount of Water-Fowl Fuzz, was found at the scene; however, after an extensive phone conversation with company legal representatives, it has been determined that the product was not involved in the incident…”

I wouldn’t touch one of those with a 10 foot pole

when did penguins start growing chest hair?

so penguins have chest hair?

And here I thought penguins, being birds, had chest feathers.

On Opus, wouldn’t that be chest feathers??

Every guy who grew up in the 80s can relate with this.

I was going to correct the headline to say chest feathers ripped out. But the reporter identifies the victim as a “small man”?

OMG, Poor Opus; I’m sorry darling Opus, I have to laugh — LOLOL

As the saying goes – “no pecs, no sex”!

Birds have chest hair?

Strange! Chest hair! What happened to the feathers? :-)

I feel your pain, “Small Man” Opus.

Has either your chest size or your sex appeal increased, to make all this pain worthwhile?

No?

What a loser, Penguin-Wuss!