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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: All the problems I see have one thing in common... Lucy: Itchy bums? Danae: No...people! Now I just have to figure out a solution. Lucy: Try rubbing your bum on a tree. Danae: Ok, it does feel pretty good, but I don't see how it helps solve the problems. Lucy: After a while you won't care.
Wilde Bill almost 9 years ago
I think ānot caringā is part of the problem.
anotherwhirl almost 9 years ago
Lucy needs to be wormed. Or checked for ticks.
strictures almost 9 years ago
Just donāt rub on a poison oak tree.
sarazan7 almost 9 years ago
Does look like it would feel good, except maybe for the splinters.
MS72 almost 9 years ago
ITCHY BUMS, the rock band
Iceman47 almost 9 years ago
Danae, you gotta love her!
silverclaw33 almost 9 years ago
Is her horse British?
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Donāt try this on a creosote treated pole. Or youāll feel the burn.
wdgnas almost 9 years ago
holding your lips just right makes a big difference alsoā¦
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Doesnāt poison oak grow on trees, like poison ivyā¦.?
sbwertz almost 9 years ago
Strangely enough, one of the most common causes of tail rubbing is either a dirty udder (in a mare) or a dirty sheath (in a gelding/stallion). I knowā¦TMI!
whiteaj almost 9 years ago
Itās a girl thing.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
I have been satisfyingly scratching my bum on the Tree of Life for over 70 years !
dabugger almost 9 years ago
Is dis anal? Hope not, just rude habit. Lucy is horsing about and Danae seems distracted by what which and all this.
markmoss1 almost 9 years ago
āHow do you think the tree feels?ā
Iāve never heard one complain.
johndifool almost 9 years ago
Thereās no need for introductionsNo dark corridors of fameYou wonāt find your fortune You might find some painI wanna lie, lie togetherFeels like our last embraceIn a world full of confusionYeah the human race
Nick Danger almost 9 years ago
Soon Lucy will hit on the āUltronā solution
LV1951 almost 9 years ago
Watch out for splinters!
hippogriff almost 9 years ago
jahoodyBoth are Rhus toxicodendron. If there is something to hold onto, it is a vine (ivy), if not, it is a small shrub (oak). Not related to oak trees at all, but to sumac.
pbarnrob almost 9 years ago
Ah, but backs gets into Bear territory! Maybe weāll get to see some Wiley-bears working out on a tree soonā¦ (We can hope!)
strictures almost 9 years ago
Then he has high hopes.
dflak almost 9 years ago
Iām going to find a tree and try that. Itās got to be better and make more sense than watching the Trump and Hillary show at 6:30 every evening.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 9 years ago
ā¦ problem solved.
Grey Forest almost 9 years ago
The itchy bums are called pin worms a lot of kids on farms get them from the horses or other live stock. For Lucy tube paste. For the kid a shot on the bum from the Doc that will take care of the itchy. The kid got to learn to keep her fingers and hands clean and out of her mouth. I have to laugh what crazy memories!