Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 19, 2016

I need to get one of those cars with the radio integrated into the steering wheel air bag.

Well, at least we know the Pelweckis couldn’t afford an orthodontist.

Marty was a jerk for a long time, but now Gil seems worse. He’s constantly taking an innocuous question and using it to put Marty down.

He’s been doing that a couple decades now, Chip; I’m all for it!.That being said, nice, Gil, kick Tru(e) to the curb already …

In all reality, P 1 Marty and Gil look like they areboth falling asleep while talking to each other. They must be practicing for the nursing home.The Secret Pelwickie driver of the pickup truck that killed Boo speaks.

Wake Forest didn’t have any trouble scoring points without True this weekend either.

P1- “As I recall, Holly Dobbs played you like a fiddle and left you hanging with your friend Johnnie Walker.”

Watched WKU Vs. Miami, OH Saturday. True’s “dream school” hasn’t ruled out a transfer.

So, directly from Moon’s pocket recorder to the airwaves? Great Moon comments EB & KD!

I got slapped once when I told a date about the “secret Pelwecki.”

Not so loud Pelwecki, you’ll let the secret out.

Marty ties up one of the loose ends from the last story. We now know that Tru(e) did, indeed graduate.

Moose has one serious set of tombstone choppers in P3. Is that Heather’s reason to exist in this story, to come up with a mouth guard for those monsters?

Pelwecki needs a humbling experience, the sooner the better.

How is he hearing what’s going on the office?

Yes, it looks like Heather is about to wrap him up. Pelwecki is thrown head over heals and she does what she loves. Next week, the High School throws a combination wedding/baby shower (No Cutterjock, not that kind).

P-1: Marty tries to cut his wrist with an electric shaverP-2: Pelwecki is driving his car on some alien planet as we can tell because of the geologic formations out his window that are unknown on Earth.P-3: The future QB of the Mudlarks listens to his theme song: “I am Mr. Ed”. “He’s the size of a horse of course, off course; and no one can tape up a horse of course; unless of course the some tape and force will make them soon to wed.”

Secret Pelwecki is just a chin beard away from being Slim Chance.

Did Pelwecki forget to take his mouth guard out?

Wait a minute. What is Pelwecki wearing on his wrist? That is not a wide-banded watch. He must not be a true Milfordian, is he a spy from Valley Tech? And speaking of spies, I spy with my little eye, today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Looks like Gil has aged 20 years this week. He looks so gaunt and withered.

@Ellisburkes: (as the lisping Greek once said- Now Athena everything. I reached into the National Lampoon Archives: "Knock, knockWho’s thereEuripidesEuripides whoEuripides pants Eumenides pants

Why is the 1972 version of Neil Young driving through Milford in panel three? And why would he be listening to Marti?

Late-breaking news: Wake Forest says quarterback Kendall Hinton will miss two to four weeks with a sprained left knee.