Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 09, 2016
Transcript:
Warden: Phil? I can't get approval to link you into those data banks you requested! Slackmeyer: Hogwash! Warden: Phil, be reasonable... Slackmeyer: I've been reasonable all week, Warden! The Hong Kong market opens in one hour! You've got until then to get those tele,links online! Warden: Phil... Slackmeyer: One hour! Or we start throwing out dead MBA's!
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Dead MBAs? Are they going to start killing fellow inmates they suspect of snitching?
charliefarmrhere almost 8 years ago
1:30 AM Central time—Although it is looking like a Trump win, the election has still not been called yet. They don’t want another Truman/Dewey type wrong call. It might even result in recounts in a few close states.
gmartin997 almost 8 years ago
Sorry, Trudeau; say hello to PRESIDENT TRUMP.
rpmurray almost 8 years ago
History called. They’re returning the wrong side back to the Democrats after 8 years of liberal left-wing elites calling rural middle-class Americans a bunch of morons. Now we’ll get to see what the Democrats idea of unity actually means when they’re no longer dictating the terms.
dwdl21 almost 8 years ago
And you read Doonesbury why?
z.a.m almost 8 years ago
Garry! We need you f$%£ing now!
jeffiekins almost 8 years ago
Chances are, Donald will be a terrible President, like Bush was. Hillary would have been a terrible President, like Obama has been. We sure an pick ’em.
jeffiekins almost 8 years ago
Let’s all hope the real Donald Trump is the reasonable-sounding one who made that totally not-bad speech last night, and he was faking it through the election.
WaitingMan almost 8 years ago
Yesterday wasn’t just a presidential election. It was a pass/fail test for America. EPIC FAIL!!!!
GrahamB almost 8 years ago
left wing racists????
DeeBeeS almost 8 years ago
The Fascists have won. Minorities have to shudder.
Even the calendar seems to feel the shudder: today is the anniversary of Kristallnacht. (Look it up)
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
I enjoyed two happy (for me) presidential elections in a row. I was annoyed when the opposition couldn’t accept Obama and tried to thwart him at every turn. Even so, the last 8 years were pretty good. But now the other 47.5% has had their way, I’ll be damned if I act like a spoiled brat now that it’s my turn to be disappointed. In case someone has forgotten their American history, our politics work like this. We Democrats now have 4 or 8 more years to come up with a candidate who isn’t a retread. It’ll be our turn to inject some excitement and “change” into the election process. If Trump is as bad as some people say, we’ll have a shot in 4 years. We’ll see.
GrahamB almost 8 years ago
Exactly beenthere. How do we convince smart, young people to go through this hell though?
95448BOB almost 8 years ago
WHAT IS REALITY?
95448BOB almost 8 years ago
The people WHO OWN THIS COUNTRY are just playing a game.
95448BOB almost 8 years ago
Let’s use our time well by helping our neighbors and turning off the BS…Peace my fellow Americans!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m not picking on you specifically, just using you as the perfect model of an ad hominem attack, and to illustrate the reason I did not voter for Trump. I’m 65, and long past the age where I needed to name-call to make my point, political or otherwise.
nathanfrigerio almost 8 years ago
Pretty cute. Deflection, is it? There will be enough prosecutors sniffing around your president-elect to start a football team. Forget he has two trials scheduled this month. Yeah, idiot, who is the real criminal and who is being vilified for small stuff? When you see more of the trumps on TMZ than a major network, Id say your work is done. You have crippled America, congratulations. And don’t worry, the White House scandals have not yet begun.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
When you lose you are bad, when you win you are worse. I wonder when the hone-by-house seasrches for illegal aliens will start? When they close down the mosques and start deporting American citizens of Islamic faith. Neo-Liberals like Reagan, GHWB, Clingons, GWB & Obama are one thing, people like you and Trump are out right dangerous for what you want and ho much and how many you hate.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 8 years ago
Is anyone claiming that the election was rigged?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
My candidate lost.
So much for Gary Johnson.
Maybe next time (assuming there IS a next time).
Linguist almost 8 years ago
“The way that you write simple expressions reflects on your overall intelligence or lack thereof.”
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In that case, if I were you ( and mercifully, I’m not ), then I wouldn’t hold my breath for that invitation to Mensa.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
The Constitution was a compromise among the people of the individual states to form a more perfect union of those individual states. Each gave up things thought best in order to actually achieve a good-enough with a means of improving in time — assuming they could convince others in time and willing to yield if they couldn’t.
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Hillary was unacceptable under the system we have adopted and sworn to uphold.
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Donald is acceptable under the system we have adopted and sworn to uphold.
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I don’t care for him but y’all rejected my ignorant pothead, Gary Johnson.
(I expected that. The difference is that I don’t mind losing on principle. Most of you had different expectations.)