Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2016
Transcript:
Crocodile: What are you doing, Dad? Larry: Me building wall protect myself against da Google. Crocodile: Google? Larry: Yeah. Dey making driverless cars. Me pretty sure day gonna program dem run over Larry. Crocodile: Why would they do that? Larry: Becuss me never pay attenshun to dere leetle ads. Crocodile: They probably won't kill you for that. Larry: Never trust da Google, son.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Da Google is stronger than any wall you can build, Larry.
ekke almost 8 years ago
My feelings about Google exactly. When did this character start making sense?
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Da Google, Do Micromouse,Da UnFacebook,Da Tweeter Ect,Ect……..Me no trust…….Must build Ark also !
oldpine52 almost 8 years ago
I think Larry might be on to something here, either that or he’s on something, one or the other.
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 8 years ago
At least I’m not the only one who ignores the ads. Not sure that being on par with Larry is a good thing though.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
If you thinks Larry’s in trouble, wait until you see what Facebook does to Pig.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
You realize, of course, that those driverless cars will be guided by GPS, the same system that directs drivers into the ocean.
:
Someone guard Sarah Connor.
railwayman001 almost 8 years ago
I think Larry once went after Google before in 2010, when Zeeba Neighba had it as his ally and it got Larry all freaked out to where he organized an idiot croc “posse” much to Patty’s anger.
asianwoof almost 8 years ago
Oh that Larry Bing.
macky87 almost 8 years ago
Come on! Even Larry’s own son isn’t 100% sure. Notice that he said “They probably won’t kill you”. Sounds like at least a 1% chance that they might. Build the wall higher & thicker Larry!
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
If a driverless car hits me, I’ll call my lawyer Siri.
wcorvi almost 8 years ago
I want to see how they make a driverless car heed the “Do not enter when flooded” sign.
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
Yeah, seems like Brin and Page pretty much reneged on the whole “do no evil” thing.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I agree with Larry this time.
laurac5800 almost 8 years ago
Da Google is back! This should be fun…
jbmlaw01 almost 8 years ago
I am distressed that I think like the crocs.
peabodyboy almost 8 years ago
I support Google in their quest for world domination. I think they would be a kinder, gentler master than either Amazon or Disney.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
LMAO!
windfinder almost 8 years ago
Hey Larry, if you have trouble building the wall, I’m sure google will help you.
albecky almost 8 years ago
“Probably” won’t.
Spider-UK almost 8 years ago
Da Google already knows about your pathetic wall, and has circumvented it. Submit pathetic mortals! Bow before your Overlords! Bwahahahahaha!
mortaur almost 8 years ago
They probably wont kill you for that…
don’t believe everything you read on the internet!
SkyFisher almost 8 years ago
With so many people out of work, why is Google trying to replace cab drivers and chaufers with robots!?
grainpaw almost 8 years ago
I want to see a driverless car stay out of the ditch on a narrow road with blowing, drifted snow and visibility range of ten feet. At night.
æ² almost 8 years ago
Technically, it’s Da Alphabet now.
Al Nala almost 8 years ago
Larry be right. Do not trust Google.
Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I didn’t know Larry could use a computer…..
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
That wall won’t help him. There is no mortar between the bricks.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
If I Googled “How to get rid of the Crocs on Pearls Before Swine” I wonder what would happen?
That’s right. Nothing.
xxx
BobCu almost 8 years ago
I use google search, google spreadsheets, google maps, google blog, google gmail, and some other google things. But I don’t like them because they have destroyed google YouTube videos with extremely disgusting video ads. I don’t like them and I don’t trust them.
withaG almost 8 years ago
An old airplane joke: an airliner takes of from LA on a flight to New York; after reaching altitude a voice comes on over the PA system and says"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, you are flying on the first transcontinental flight being flown without a pilot. The whole flight from takeoff to landing is being controlled by a computer, but don’t be concerned, nothing can go wrong, can go wrong, can go wrong…"
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
As I like to say …
“YouTube MySpace and I’ll Google your Yahoo.”
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Larry make da Google pay for da wall.
knight1192a almost 8 years ago
Da Google arc returning? Does this mean we’ll be seeing Annie Fannie and that cow again too? Maybe the return of the heli-kitty.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Bravo, Larry Croc! Such words of wisdom can give you a great new reputation. But follow your own advice!
Never trust da Google, son.
That has been my motto for a long time! Da Google is an evil entity determined to take over the Earth and all its people!
Lupin III almost 8 years ago
Instead of working on “driverless” cars, why not take things more incrementally and make safer cars? I’ve got parents and in-laws that are getting older and still need to drive, and a few basic safety features seem more important to me than making a car completely automated. You know, keep the car in the proper lane, avoid collisions, stop if the driver nods off. Something that could be a feature now, instead of years in the future.
Of course, my guess is they are hoping to make big profits on being the first to go driverless, as opposed to the much smaller margins for doing, well, the right thing.
Gerard Carroll almost 8 years ago
My sentiments exactly
scribbly almost 8 years ago
That wall looks like it’s made of Legos — I don’t think it’ll stop a car.
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
Da Google…it has returned…
MatthewRohde over 5 years ago
Apparently I haven’t read this strip in a while. The Google arc from 2010 was one of my favorites, glad to see there was follow up.
Darkknight55 about 4 years ago
I thought we were done with da google.