Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 03, 2017

good question, Brad, on the “his” towels

Isn’t it obvious Brad? Yours is the one closest to hers.

I HATE TJ! Please Please get rid of him and never even mention him again. Thank you.

Where’s Shannon’s towel?

Lots of chances to “accidentally” walk in on Toni, eh TJ?

So…… Where’s Jack and Crissy? ( Or Robin and Joanne, for our British members)

One thing I cannot tell for certain, and it is most important. Does the toilet paper roll over the front or down the back?

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Inquiring minds want to know.

So, the Horner has only one bathroom and what? Two bedrooms? Well, unless someone forks over big money for MAJOR RENOVATIONS, if little Shannon moves in, Old Smiley will have to Go… ,

Look closely and you will see that ‘Hers’ is on the left. That means three will be sharing the bathroom. That is not good.

TJ should have taken a different color here. First thing get TJ towels of his own color. I see magenta as a good stand out color.

A thousand dreams that would awake me

Different colors made of tears

Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather

Shiny leather in the dark

Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you

Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

Severin, Severin, speak so slightly

Severin, down on your bended knee

Taste the whip, in love not given lightly

Taste the whip, now plead for me

Just hope that TJ doesn’t accidentally walk in while Toni is taking a bath. That is an image that Brad could never erase from his mind.

Where the towels are hers and his and his…

The Guided Tour Continues.

TJ should really openly discuss polyamory with Brad and Toni instead of trying to edge his way in, heh!

why would 3 people need 2 bathrooms?!?!

And boys don’t forget when you use the toilet to put the lid down .

Toilet paper rolls over the top. If it goes down the back side, it is rubbing against who-knows-what on the wall. Yuck.

Very thoughtful of you TJ. Now gtfo and get your own place, Three’s a crowd, especially when you’re newlywed

Followed your link… thanks for the laugh!

“For Richer, Or Porcelain”

“Sittin’ On The Dock Of The Bath” (♬)

“Wear And Terrycloth”

“Through Thick And Linen”

“Water You Waiting For?”

“How To Start A Conga Line In The Hallway”

“Apples, Peaches And Plumbers”

“A Draining Experience”

“Are You Stall-ing?”

“A Cheeky Routine”

“You Know, You Don’t Have To Grout!”

“Give An Inch, Take A Tile”

“I Can See, For Tiles And Tiles” (♬)

“Eight Tiles High” (♬)

“Not An Eye Dry, In The House”

“My Pet Hamper”

Or

“Hi! My Name Is Mat”

Is there really any point to your posting old comments? If there is, it’s lost on me for one.

In our residence, everyone prefers the standing shower, over the tub. As far as towels are concerned, we just usually take the one we’re gonna use in with us, and dump the used ones in the hamper on the way out. Just don’t take the last thick towel off the linen shelf, and everything will be A-ok!

What’s with this antipathy for TJ? He’s an interesting and amusing character.

I’m trying to figure out what people have against TJ. As he is currently, the character does everything for everybody. Gratis.

Tubs are out…….walk-in showers are the thing, now.

Good luck being able to take a bath with two guys in the house, Toni.

Seriously, why is TJ still living there? He obviously has the means for his own place. Brad and Toni need privacy.

Let me guess — TJ’s is in the middle because he’s coming between Brad and Toni? O<|];o)

Somebody better to know which his is hers! :o)

Greg E is introducing us to an alternate life style here. Are we being prepared for a Leslie-Pru arc?

His, M.

His, S.

Clearly the towel in the middle, cuddling next to Toni’s towel, would belong to Brad. N’est-ce pas?

Get different colors for each “his”.

I still don’t understand why everyone hates TJ.

I cannot believe that Toni is OK with this whole arrangement!

Well Brad, I would have to assume that your towel is right next to your wife’s, the way it should be!

I’m surprised that married couples would have roommates but I guess that is the economy these days. I have relatives in Hawaii who can only afford to rent a condo this way.

I think Greg Evans is obsessed w/ Toni and Bwad, because we spent the whole of November and half of December swallowing their stupid wedding. Then he gets into an interesting story line for ONE WEEK, and here we are back into Toni and Bwad again. O COME ON! Please put these two on a shelf for a few months! GAWD! Wake me when the plot changes!

Actually, women don’t want to sit in their own dirt/germs any more than men do. Tubs are disgusting; most of us prefer the shower!

Toilet paper dispensing might be a dangerous issue. Remember the war in Lilliput that started over which end of a boiled egg should be cracked open!

Why is it that so often people who have spunk so often object to characters who also do? Is it just a tendency toward head butting in some, or are some upset by some of their own characteristics?

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Those complaints are sometimes apparent in anti-TJ comments, but usually in anti-Shannon comments.

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The character grew a lot from when she was being depicted as two years younger and now is certainly within the expected behavioral region for her age of six years.

When it comes to toilet paper, does Jackreacheround the front of the roll, or does Jackreacheround the back of the roll?

I wonder if Brad and TJ will also be sharing Toni.

BAT is to be congratulated on doing what appears to be a terrific remodeling job in a short time. Hope it’s wired properly so doesn’t burn down. (Am I foreseeing another TJ debacle?)

Funny Marriage Tweets

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http://worldwideinterweb.com/funny-marriage-tweets-25-photos/

I sympathize with people who have children or cats who delight in unspooling TP; but really, people who have neither, I don’t want to drag my knuckles along your wall tile/paper.

Uh, oh!

I just found this!

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http://assets.amuniversal.com/28d57bd033af0131449a001dd8b71c47

Sure hope we get flashbacks of their honeymoon.

Hopefully, Brad and Toni will have more in their lives than discussing as to how the toilet paper hangs, although they could have some fun with that. My wife and I have been married almost 27 years, and we still make fun with some of the most mundane of actions.

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When my wife goes shopping and returns home with the toilet paper, I always have “Nights in White Satin” by The Moody Blues playing in the background. I open the door for her, and once in, I take her into my arms, gaze lovingly into her eyes that are like limpid blue pools, and share a passionate kiss with her. I lock the door and inquire, “My love, truest of true, didst thou bring home the toilet paper?” To which she always replies, “Yes, my passionate love, it is in yon bag.” At that point, we fall as one onto the Persian rug in the foyer, being ever careful not to knock the Queen Anne hall table over on to us. I take the package of toilet paper and gently place it under her head to use as a pillow. “You’re so Charmin,” she always tells me as I am ravishing her.

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I always look forward to when she comes home with toilet paper. Doesn’t everyone do this?

Two married people with full-time jobs can’t afford to rent their own house in a middling little town in the fly-over country? …… TJ’s just going to listen through the walls as as Brad and Toni have sex? …. The plot points in this strip become stupider and less believable by the day

TJ should move the hell out. And frankly Brad and Toni should leave town.

I vaguely thought they lived in California, which is an expensive place to live. But I agree that three’s a crowd at this point in a marriage. I certainly hope the rest of the tour does not show a shared (3-way) bedroom!

@Argythree (from yesterday):

As far as we know, he does not have a truck.

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Have you forgotten that TJ had a food truck?

The key word in your post is “had”. He does not have one now.

Why is TJ sometimes rich and sometimes poor?

I am aware, these past two days, that Toni’s response to TJ’s efforts have been very positive and warm while Brad just makes sarcastic remarks and his face drawn with the ‘half opened’ slitty eyes. Brad is not being nice. What’s with him?

We do have other lives right? I mean talking about whether toilet rolls should be over the top or from the bottom, or whether Brad should be Bwad, or why people love or hate TJ (I like him, love is a bit much) why TJ did not put his name on his towel, or that clearly Brad/Bwad’s towel has to be next to Toni (the sexiest comic babe since the actress in Roger Rabbit—how lucky for Brad/Bwad), the fact that I am prattling on instead of prepping these 4 courses, 3 of which I have not taught or its been years since I taught them…oh wait!! That is why we do this, WE DO HAVE OTHER LIVES (lol). Yet another reason to love Luann. -:)))

See the image, especially the upper corner at

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http://whoonew.com/2013/08/green-bay-toilet-paper-wiping-butts/

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Next to the text:

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Splinter Free Northern Bath Tissue The First Ever ‘Splinter-Free’ Toilet PaperHere’s where Green Bay struck gold…Northern Paper was the first to make toilet paper splinter-free in the early 1930’s!Up until this time, there had been little pieces of wood embedded in the paper.

I like TJ. SO there!

I understand that the ancient Romans had toilet paper in their public facilities because signs were found that said “caca carta”. Carta meaning paper, and caca meaning, well, caca. Everyone knows what that means.

Man up, Bradley!

You are married now, and have a wife to respect and care for. (Probably one better than you deserve, too.)

So tell TJ it’s time for him to move out and move on, now! It’s not as though he can’t afford to live on his own!

If you put it over the back, it has a bad habit of unrolling itself, once you get to the point where the unrolled part weighs more than the rolled part, so… over the front.

how terribly mature of you.

SPOILER

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Return to the college dorm…

What’s his is hers and what’s hers is hers.