Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 16, 2017
Transcript:
dez: look, neither of us believes piro stole the tv. so why fret over this scarf? bernice: then we'll turn the scarf in! dez: that could lead back to piro- and questions about his comings and goings bernice: then we won't turn the scarf in! dez: and just look at all your fingerprints! bernice: dice the scarf in the fod processor!
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
well, this is getting nowhere (why not burn the scarf instead, Bernice? no fingerprints to leave)
gromit82 almost 8 years ago
Bernice is definitely in need of some adult supervision. I don’t think she’s really qualified to star in “CSI: Moony.”
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 8 years ago
So because they like Piro he shouldn´t be a suspect?
Pointspread almost 8 years ago
Why is Dez worried about questions being asked about Piro?
beb01 almost 8 years ago
It’s bad enough you have to log in each day but gocomics can’t seem to remember my password. God this new site design suckss.
Back to the strip… is Bernice always cross-eyed the way she looks in the first panel. And does Luann enter into this story arc?
Pointspread almost 8 years ago
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Hmm. Isn’t it a Crime to ‘tamper’ with ‘evidence?’
Brdshtt Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Bern – don’t point straight out. Just lick your finger, point it straight upwards, and whichever way the whatever blows, go that way.
Hint, the colder side of the finger is where the wind is coming from…
Mikeyj almost 8 years ago
MMMMMMM Diced scarf!!! Tonight, we eat like royalty!
AnyFace almost 8 years ago
Obstruction of Justice …?!
Dreamdeer almost 8 years ago
Somebody’s having fun playing with Dez’s clothes. Is she wearing a teal dress with a yellow jacket? A teal dress with a yellow vest? Or a teal dress with yellow cuffs and a yellow vest? Whatever the colorist feels like from frame to frame. Watch—tomorrow it might be a yellow dress with a teal jacket.
luann1212 almost 8 years ago
Ethics lasts until possible questions about “what do you know about the missing (stolen?) tv.” Then dice the scarf. I can tell you in the real world you are not going to get fingerprint impressions off a cloth scarf unless there is liquid or other substance that was on one’s hands ends up on the scarf if that person holds, thus transferring the substance to the scarf. Moreover Bernice is not at all understanding Dez’s sarcastic mocking of her, not the fact that Dez is also holding the scarf. Lets see what happens next, should be interesting.
flagmichael almost 8 years ago
I’m visualizing dusting a scarf for prints.
kenhense almost 8 years ago
Bernice – Maybe Leadership is not in your future…
ironman01 almost 8 years ago
Covering up a crime. Hmm what could go wrong?
OneTime59 almost 8 years ago
Bernice gone bonkers.
sueb1863 almost 8 years ago
Fingerprints on a textile? I don’t think that’s possible.
Anyway, Bernice is demonstrating just how unfit she is for this position. Report the theft, give them the scarf and let those in charge go from there.
æ² almost 8 years ago
Dice that ‘tude and general worldview while you’re at it.
Busrayne almost 8 years ago
If Piro walked in the door right now, would Bernice spontaneously combust….?
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
It is nice to see that Bernice can speak her own mind.
luann1212 almost 8 years ago
This is a beginning of the continuing saga of Bernice. Dez is a Bernice whisperer, the absolute perfect friend in college for Bernie. She and Luann are both all over the map, but they are growing up but have quirks, which are funny, and very human. So love her and stop criticizing her as some unfit person. Jeez, you remember back when you were in college?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Those who criticize so readily would not like to be judged themselves. Their balloon would pop.
locake almost 8 years ago
This doesn’t say much good about Bernice’s character. She is willing to break the rules if someone she likes might be guilty of a crime.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 8 years ago
Schrodinger’s Dog
The Dog said, 34 minutes ago
@Flash Gordon
JPW : the emailing link will only send a hyperlink to the page, not a copy of the actual strip.
Poster, Neil Wick, made a widget for opening up the replies to comments all at once. Save the highlighted link, below, to Bookmarks. When at a strip first open comments and then Bookmarks and click the link therein and Viola all the replies to all the comments will be in full view. Repeat the procedure for each comic visited and whenever reloading the entire page to see new comments. Like others, I miss the Refresh function but found that it only worked some of the time anyway. there is also a save comic widget link. I dropped that one too and will go back and see if i can find it.
NeilWick said about 11 hours ago
Widget to show all replies on page:
Sorry for the delay. My first widget to work with the new GoComics is now ready. You’ll find it at http://worldofdt.info/gchelp.html
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Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
What kind of scarf takes fingerprints?
Germanshepherds4ever almost 8 years ago
Since when do fingerprints stick to fabric, and what does the scarf have to do with the TV? Bernice is losing her mind. (No big loss…)
Schrodinger's Dog almost 8 years ago
retrieving fingerprints from fabric:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/01/110131073141.htm
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 8 years ago
To keep up with widget changes, go here:
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Also tells how to save a strip.
gatocatcat almost 8 years ago
Desdemona’s my kind of woman. Spiritual, insightful, positive, BBW.
Luanaphile almost 8 years ago
No one in the history of mankind has ever used the expression “dice the scarf”.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
Has Bernice always been this obsessive-compulsive or is it just since she became RA?
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 8 years ago
1. The TV might be out for repairs.2. Fingerprints on a cloth scarf?3. Dice cloth in a blender/food processor? Will just make a tangled mess!4. Bern has no common sense, even though she might have some uncommon sense.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Bernice is succeeding in making herself look silly and immature; not in much else. And Dez isn’t looking her best in this arc, either….
31768 almost 8 years ago
Dez is a bit of a split opinion there. looks to me like she’s trying to reign in Bernice.
Mikeyj almost 8 years ago
Wow! The number of comments are WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY down!!
Argythree almost 8 years ago
SPOILER
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“Getting hyper” becomes contagious…