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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 16, 2017
Transcript:
dez: look, neither of us believes piro stole the tv. so why fret over this scarf? bernice: then we'll turn the scarf in! dez: that could lead back to piro- and questions about his comings and goings bernice: then we won't turn the scarf in! dez: and just look at all your fingerprints! bernice: dice the scarf in the fod processor!
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
well, this is getting nowhere (why not burn the scarf instead, Bernice? no fingerprints to leave)
gromit82 about 8 years ago
Bernice is definitely in need of some adult supervision. I donāt think sheās really qualified to star in āCSI: Moony.ā
Tue Elung-Jensen about 8 years ago
So because they like Piro he shouldnĀ“t be a suspect?
Pointspread about 8 years ago
Why is Dez worried about questions being asked about Piro?
beb01 about 8 years ago
Itās bad enough you have to log in each day but gocomics canāt seem to remember my password. God this new site design suckss.
Back to the stripā¦ is Bernice always cross-eyed the way she looks in the first panel. And does Luann enter into this story arc?
Pointspread about 8 years ago
Mordock999 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Hmm. Isnāt it a Crime to ātamperā with āevidence?ā
Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago
Bern ā donāt point straight out. Just lick your finger, point it straight upwards, and whichever way the whatever blows, go that way.
Hint, the colder side of the finger is where the wind is coming fromā¦
Mikeyj about 8 years ago
MMMMMMM Diced scarf!!! Tonight, we eat like royalty!
AnyFace about 8 years ago
Obstruction of Justice ā¦?!
Dreamdeer about 8 years ago
Somebodyās having fun playing with Dezās clothes. Is she wearing a teal dress with a yellow jacket? A teal dress with a yellow vest? Or a teal dress with yellow cuffs and a yellow vest? Whatever the colorist feels like from frame to frame. Watchātomorrow it might be a yellow dress with a teal jacket.
luann1212 about 8 years ago
Ethics lasts until possible questions about āwhat do you know about the missing (stolen?) tv.ā Then dice the scarf. I can tell you in the real world you are not going to get fingerprint impressions off a cloth scarf unless there is liquid or other substance that was on oneās hands ends up on the scarf if that person holds, thus transferring the substance to the scarf. Moreover Bernice is not at all understanding Dezās sarcastic mocking of her, not the fact that Dez is also holding the scarf. Lets see what happens next, should be interesting.
flagmichael about 8 years ago
Iām visualizing dusting a scarf for prints.
kenhense about 8 years ago
Bernice ā Maybe Leadership is not in your futureā¦
ironman01 about 8 years ago
Covering up a crime. Hmm what could go wrong?
OneTime59 about 8 years ago
Bernice gone bonkers.
sueb1863 about 8 years ago
Fingerprints on a textile? I donāt think thatās possible.
Anyway, Bernice is demonstrating just how unfit she is for this position. Report the theft, give them the scarf and let those in charge go from there.
ƦĀ² about 8 years ago
Dice that ātude and general worldview while youāre at it.
Busrayne about 8 years ago
If Piro walked in the door right now, would Bernice spontaneously combustā¦.?
cubswin2016 about 8 years ago
It is nice to see that Bernice can speak her own mind.
luann1212 about 8 years ago
This is a beginning of the continuing saga of Bernice. Dez is a Bernice whisperer, the absolute perfect friend in college for Bernie. She and Luann are both all over the map, but they are growing up but have quirks, which are funny, and very human. So love her and stop criticizing her as some unfit person. Jeez, you remember back when you were in college?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Those who criticize so readily would not like to be judged themselves. Their balloon would pop.
locake about 8 years ago
This doesnāt say much good about Berniceās character. She is willing to break the rules if someone she likes might be guilty of a crime.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 8 years ago
Schrodingerās Dog
The Dog said, 34 minutes ago
@Flash Gordon
JPW : the emailing link will only send a hyperlink to the page, not a copy of the actual strip.
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Poster, Neil Wick, made a widget for opening up the replies to comments all at once. Save the highlighted link, below, to Bookmarks. When at a strip first open comments and then Bookmarks and click the link therein and Viola all the replies to all the comments will be in full view. Repeat the procedure for each comic visited and whenever reloading the entire page to see new comments. Like others, I miss the Refresh function but found that it only worked some of the time anyway. there is also a save comic widget link. I dropped that one too and will go back and see if i can find it.
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NeilWick said about 11 hours ago
Widget to show all replies on page:
Sorry for the delay. My first widget to work with the new GoComics is now ready. Youāll find it at http://worldofdt.info/gchelp.html
Itās been tested on Chrome and Firefox. The instructions could be a little more complete but I think that many of you will be able to figure it out. Ask questions if you need help. More tricks and tips are coming to that page.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 8 years ago
What kind of scarf takes fingerprints?
Germanshepherds4ever about 8 years ago
Since when do fingerprints stick to fabric, and what does the scarf have to do with the TV? Bernice is losing her mind. (No big lossā¦)
Schrodinger's Dog about 8 years ago
retrieving fingerprints from fabric:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/01/110131073141.htm
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 8 years ago
To keep up with widget changes, go here:
http://worldofdt.info/gchelp.html
Also tells how to save a strip.
gatocatcat about 8 years ago
Desdemonaās my kind of woman. Spiritual, insightful, positive, BBW.
Luanaphile about 8 years ago
No one in the history of mankind has ever used the expression ādice the scarfā.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
Has Bernice always been this obsessive-compulsive or is it just since she became RA?
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 8 years ago
1. The TV might be out for repairs.2. Fingerprints on a cloth scarf?3. Dice cloth in a blender/food processor? Will just make a tangled mess!4. Bern has no common sense, even though she might have some uncommon sense.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Bernice is succeeding in making herself look silly and immature; not in much else. And Dez isnāt looking her best in this arc, eitherā¦.
31768 about 8 years ago
Dez is a bit of a split opinion there. looks to me like sheās trying to reign in Bernice.
Mikeyj about 8 years ago
Wow! The number of comments are WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY down!!
Argythree about 8 years ago
SPOILER
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āGetting hyperā becomes contagiousā¦