Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 19, 2017
Transcript:
police: no evidence of forced entry lopez: the thief had a key card? police: you were the first one here. find anything? bernice: me? like what? lopez: maybe the thief left something behind, bernice police: think hard. when you walked in here, did you see anything bernice: nope! nothing!
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
nothing at all, officer and director (aside from a scarf)
gromit82 almost 8 years ago
Ms. Lopez seems to be making an unwarranted assumption that the thief had a key card. It’s certainly possible that a dorm resident might have let the thief in without knowing that the person was there to steal. For example, it’s not unusual for people to walk into a dorm just by waiting for someone to open the door to leave and going through the door while it’s open. Furthermore, in Piro’s case, he is well-known to some of the dorm residents and someone might have let him in because they recognized him.
If Ms. Lopez is talking about access to the common room rather than to the dorm building, the same principles would apply. A known person would be allowed in even if he wasn’t a dorm resident, and even an unknown person might be allowed in.
Brdshtt Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Yeah, the thief left behind the cables, the cabinet it sat on, and the couch.
AnyFace almost 8 years ago
Any chance that whoever took the TV took it out for repairs?
luann1212 almost 8 years ago
Uh Oh!! She knows of possible evidence—the scarf—but chose not to disclose it. That could be a crime itself, particularly if the supposed scarf was evidence of one. I doubt it was though, getting her off the hook. Why did she do it? Because she wants to protect Piro. Girl is whomped.
Argythree almost 8 years ago
@Luann1212: What Bernice did is to withhold possible evidence when she was directly asked if she found anything. I’m not a lawyer, but in Florida, people who deny that they witnessed something and are later found to have lied can sometimes be accused of ‘aiding and abetting’, according to a lot of crime stories in our local news internet webpages…
kenhense almost 8 years ago
Bernice is digging a bigger hole she will have to get out of. The presence of the scarf does not automatically implicate Piro. But it does look like somebody might have planted it there to implicate him. Bernice will have to endure some embarrassment as things are sorted out.
BJShipley1 almost 8 years ago
Today’s strip just confirms what I’ve been saying all week: Bernice lacks integrity and is unfit to serve in a position of authority over her fellow students.
GOGOPOWERANGERS almost 8 years ago
I hope this take a turn and she get expelled/or atleast given 1 week suspention from Mooney that be interesting
sueb1863 almost 8 years ago
Sheesh, Bernice, you’re risking expulsion for that lousy mooch Piro. Just give them the scarf and let them deal with it. If Piro took the set you wouldn’t want to date him anyway.
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
It is not wise to lie to the police.
Keep on keepin' on almost 8 years ago
Is it possible Bernice is protecting herself? As in, she’s already removed the scarf. Didn’t tell anyone about it, either. So, now she’s afraid of BIG trouble for it? (and gets in even BIGGER trouble, of course).
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
No man will ever want you now,Bernice.You LIE!
Aqsnt almost 8 years ago
What the hey Hillary got away with it.
JayBluE almost 8 years ago
“The Zip Code”
“5th Street Blues”
“Have You Met Miranda?”
“Button, Of Course!”
“Where There’s Smoke, There’s A Muffler”
“A Scarf That Leaves You Muffled”
“Don’t Make A Scene Out Of This!”
“Inspects Bug Me”
“She’s A Bad Evi-dencer”
“Time To Face The Music, And Evi-dence”
“Whatever You Say, You’re A Lion!”
“A Seal Of Disapproval”
“Take Me As I Clam”
“We’ve Got Nothing In Commons!”
or
“Till You’re Clue In The Face”
JayBluE almost 8 years ago
She’s already in warm water… Soon, she’ll keep tumbling. Time to come clean, before it all comes out, in the wash. …and leaves a permanent stain.
Tyge almost 8 years ago
Oh no. She’s now committed a crime. Bern’s character flaws are now to the point where she needs professional counseling. So sad.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Geez. Magnetic Key Card Doors can be HACKED, Ms Lopez. Just about ANYBODY in the “Know” could have done this.
Not that “I” would “Know” about such things…..,
Luanaphile almost 8 years ago
It is always the coverup that brings the perp down. Disappointed in Bernice.
Luanaphile almost 8 years ago
Ollie showed up in the strip today!
Argy.Bargy2 almost 8 years ago
@BobbiePinn: You were more fun when you were Roberta…
Argy.Bargy2 almost 8 years ago
@JPuzz: The reality is, with dorms as with apartments, a lot of residents let others if the others say they’ve forgotten their key card or their key doesn’t work, or their roommate has the key or what. And then the resident goes on his or her way, and doesn’t stay around to notice that the person they so kindly let in is actually stealing something from the common room. All who lived in dorms (and folks who live in security door apartments) are always warned not to let in anyone they don’t recognize, but most folks who are trustworthy make the mistake of assuming that everyone else is trustworthy, too.
Code the Enforcer almost 8 years ago
Bernice: "Evidence? … uh … Look at the wall next to the door! Yeah … The graffiti says, ‘1-19 greg’. (Numbers must be some secret code). And this guy tags things EVERYWHERE! Walls, floors, Ms. Lopez’s in-box, everything! Yup, find this “Greg” guy, and you’ll find who’s REALLY responsible for all this!"
rick1881 almost 8 years ago
I’m so glad that the new year started with necessary changes to this wonderful comic strip. The first welcome change was making the comic slightly larger without having to click the magnifier. The second change was to hide the comments. Some of you people making comments on this COMIC STRIP are WAAAAY too involved and take this thing too seriously. I sick of people like Brdshht and Jayblue making numerous comments. I think these people need to move on and get a “real” life! IMO, if you make more than one comment, you’re way too involved with something that is not real.
rimshot22 almost 8 years ago
A scarf doesn’t prove anything. So he was watching TV and forgot it when he left. And who says that’s Piro’s scarf? It’s winter. Anyone could have a scarf like that. Besides, isn’t he a student there?
Germanshepherds4ever almost 8 years ago
It’s a “common room”. Everyone leaves stuff around from time to time!
locake almost 8 years ago
Bernice is a criminal. She is purposely hiding what she thinks is evidence of a crime. She is much worse than TJ.
whiteaj almost 8 years ago
We all know there’s a very “good, simple” explanation for this. Get to it, already!
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 8 years ago
That’s an unbelievable deviation from her character.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 8 years ago
Frank Farkel: You really meant to post your comment to 'Bobbie', and instead, it appeared under my comment. So if you actually want someone to see a comment, you need to not use the 'reply' function. Just use the comment box, and '(name).
Argy.Bargy2 almost 8 years ago
@Rimshot: Definitely, the presence of the scarf alone is meaningless, since we’ve already seen at least one student (‘Hair’) who wears them. But we’ve never learned whether Piro is a student there, or just hangs out.
stuartj12 almost 8 years ago
Why is Bernice assuming its a theft? Did she bother to ask if maybe it was removed by someone with the authority to do so? Maybe its being repaired (anybody still do that?) or replaced.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 8 years ago
@RICKI1881: There was never a requirement that a reader look at the comments before. If all you wanted was the comic, you were perfectly free to read it and move along. For those of us who enjoyed exchanging ideas, this change reduces the joy, but we’ll survive. I don’t expect that you’re ever going to read this, because it would mean you’re spending too much time here…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Sad to see Bernice succumbing to misplaced loyalty based upon…nothing certain. We know that those scarves are everywhere and have no idea of its involvement if any. Yet she has gone to that extra length. She is smitten and as I have experienced, it affects the mind in bad ways. Hers is functioning badly at this point. She is acting in a very human way.
tomjudytx almost 8 years ago
There’s no security cameras? Anytime I go down the street , I figure it’s under surveillance.
Pipe Tobacco almost 8 years ago
5
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Bernice is making this even harder on herself. I do not know if the scarf would be appropriate to be considered “evidence” though. Common rooms have all sorts of stuff left around. With this being Bernice’s FIRST time checking the room, she has no prior knowledge on the time the scarf has been there. It could be from way back in September even.
Old Man River almost 8 years ago
That makes Bernice an accomplice after the fact
TORAD_07 almost 8 years ago
Yeah, Bernice is in a bit of trouble, here. She’d best hope the scarf does not surface.
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Even if she were to come clean about the scarf (as evidence) and Piro is revealed as a P.O.I., there would be further questions about why Piro was there in the first place and why he kept making "appearances, there. She’d lose the R.A. job, and risk explusion from the Univ. For now, I think she’d better “go with it” and hope nobody ties her to Piro (like, maybe, “Tiff”)….
Argy.Bargy2 almost 8 years ago
@BJSHIPLEY1: Since a lot of people who pointed out the fact that the supervisor had already said the TV wasn’t being repaired made their remarks as ‘replies’, and since someone has to click on all the replies to see what’s said, it is increasingly the case that people will repeat something that’s already been resolved. This may serve to either increase comments, or disappoint some posters enough that they will stop posting. Maybe that’s what GoComics wants?
waterworld almost 8 years ago
I suspect that Piro SAW the theft, and followed the thief. In his haste, his scarf was left behind.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Methinks the newbie RA doth protest too much (and too fast).
Guilty!
Off with her head!
bigboxes almost 8 years ago
The “thief” could have walked in behind someone with a key card. It’s called tailgaiting. Unless there is a guard monitoring the door, in person or remotely, there’s no way to stop someone from doing that. You would think with all that security there’d be some cameras and video footage to review.
Luanaphile almost 8 years ago
Dez .. Step up. Share what you know with the Dorm Manage. (I have a crush on Dez .. I cleared it first with my wife.)
RolloTheGrouch almost 8 years ago
Not to worry. Wednesday or Thursday usually have the most dramatic elements of a story arc in this strip. Saturday’s finale usually makes all the dramatic buildup go away. We’ll have to see if that happens this time. Bern could be getting into deep trouble as her lie is exposed, or the whole incident might just end.
luann1212 almost 8 years ago
Jury!! We need a jury!!! Oh wait, no charges yet.
Spade Jr. almost 8 years ago
I am SO embarrassed! Apparently, I am he only reader of this strip who’s NOT a lawyer!(SO SUE ME!)
Brdshtt Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Truncated Spoiler Alert: 13 may not be someone’s lucky number.
Argythree almost 8 years ago
SPOILER DEUX
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Bernice digs a deeper hole by throwing an old nemesis under a new bus…
Argythree almost 8 years ago
Since ‘reply’ comments are no longer included in the total of comments for this ‘toon, ArcaMax had more comments on today’s strip than GoComics. Interesting…