Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 23, 2017

lovely uncle-niece bonding those two kids are having

There may be a supply problem unless she will accept a chicken as a direct descendant.

Right, and I’ll vote for an honest politician.

Shannon only sees the upside of dinosaur ownership.

Does Shannon live with them now? If not, then why is she asking them for permission to get a pet?

Brad, Toni, and Shannon!! Weeded bliss and Shannon is included, but the story line about her irresponsible dad lies in the background. It’s nice to see them though. We need a break from all of dramatic tension of the Bernice, Piro, Tiffany, and who knows who else arc.

“DeGrootstones! Meet DeGootstones! They’re the Modern Stone Age Fam-I-lllllly!!!”

Toni is hauling in another load of food for Brad and Shannon to feed the Washersaurus.

“Jurassic Spark”

“A Pet Project”

“Sketch A Fetch”

“Don’t Be A Nervous Rex!”

“Reptile And Error”

“He Picks Up A Bus, And He Throws It Back Down..” (♪)

“The Only Contestant Left In The Pet Show”

“Scrappy Days”

“Boney Loves Hibatchis”

“A Stadium Full Of Kibble”

“Surf And Turf…Literally”

“It Takes A Village, To Raise A Child’s Dinosaur”

“The Leash Of Your Problems”

“Just A Flintstones’ Throw Away”

“Animal Plan-It”

or

“Six Pedigrees Of Separation”

Ah, nice to see Shannon in her fantasy about a dinosaur as a pet.

@JAYBLUE : “Reptile Disfunction”

T-Rex is not nearly as bad as our current monster T-Rump.

Go check out in security

Pretty sure Shannon will follow up by asking for a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Maybe Rex will eat her real Dad and she can come live with Brad and Tony forever.

What’s th he over/under on when Toni gets pregnant?

I want one too!

Typical male. Overloading the washer.

Shannon can have one… as soon as she FINDS one!!

“I want a hippopotamus for Christmas” I can hear Shannon already sing! and thank you for a puddles – free Sunday.I prefer a visit to Toni and Brad much more.

Shannon’s T-rex reminds me of the T-rex in the “A Night At The Museum” movie with Ben Stiller. Remember that dino? Just bring Shannon to the NY Natural History Museum every night and she will be a happy girl.

There’s a book by Robert Mash titled How to Keep Dinosaurs. It’s a tongue-in-cheek book about which kinds of dinosaurs are suitable for pets, which for circuses, which for zoos and safari parks, etc, written as though all the species were alive today and coexisting with humans.

Perve that I am, I was hoping that Toni had a little collection of more intimate things from Victoria’s Secret to wash. Perhaps after Shannon leaves. Now, don’t go jumping on me, its my French heritage, and what do we have during the week? We have bland Bernice and her gorilla, or the hot, but reluctant Tiffany and her hormone deficient Gunther.

Well I’m not cleaning that litter box!

Well that escalated quickly. Looks like the long-expected move of Shannon to Brad & Toni’s house permanently happened without any fanfare. Otherwise, why would Shannon be asking them?

Maybe Shannon watched the very unremarkable film, ’We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story’. And yet I remarked, I know … for the record, I watched a small bit of it and clicked to look elsewhere. Not good.

It’s a very cute strip but I couldn’t help but notice that Brad has set up Toni to be the designated killjoy who has to break it to Shannon that her beloved future pet has been long extinct. (Then there’s the carnivore and 9-inch teeth factor…) Can anybody think of a creative way that Toni can let Shannon down gently?

What could possibly go wrong … ?

she’s getting a turtle or a salamander maybe.

Just remember, you have to take it for walkies twice a day, and feed it, and groom it. Hear me, young lady?

Spoiler Alert: “She’s wrong.” “No, she’s right.”

Shannon’s pet dinosaur would undoubtedly find her quite delicious!

Toni’s sporting a cameltoe.

Cute in a weird way.