One of these times he’s going to have a long, convoluted build-up, making us anticipate a pun, and then slip in a totally flat non-punchline. And no one will get it.
Lots of jokes translate nicely into the Spanish version. Not this one. They just gave up and ran something totally different. (But there’s a literal translation of another English idiom).
Saw a Carson rerun the other day. Carnac’s answer was, “Glad, Hefty, and the National Enquirer.” The question was, “Name three things that contain garbage.” No love lost between Carson and Enquirer.
Had you mentioned Gary Larson and Greer Garson, you might have gone too Far Son, so keep it in the (mayonnaise) Jar Son, before we go to War Son and we coat you head to toe with Tar Son. (And that exhausts the Alphabet on the subject)
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
Who is Jim Davis?
dadoctah over 7 years ago
“You are wrong, lame-running-gag-breath.”
wiatr over 7 years ago
Where’s the mayonnaise jar from the Funk & Wagnalls’ porch?
AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago
“May the fleas from ‘Wizard of Id’s” Spook infest your armpits."
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
I have in my hand the last lame pun!
Plumbob Wilson over 7 years ago
Canrat the Magnificent
clancy.4233 over 7 years ago
OHHH, that hurts!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 7 years ago
Updated Carnac—- "Irish Spring & Camay, John Paul II & Francis I, DarnOld Grump & Hillarity C.—-Name two soaps, two Popes, and two Dopes!!
gene06825 Premium Member over 7 years ago
This near-constant punning totally bites, and the self-referential aspect that is always a part of this stuff also sucks. God, what a waste.
William Taylor over 7 years ago
I miss Carson sooooooooooo much……….. The nights he had Rickles on, ah, classic…….. And Carnac. Wow…………..
SkyFisher over 7 years ago
Sis, boom, baaa!
Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago
I knew the punchline before the end. Pastis is slipping.
hariseldon59 over 7 years ago
May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
Avowed average alliterator avoids arrogant antagonation.
jessegooddog over 7 years ago
More crocs, less stooopid humans
steverinoCT over 7 years ago
One of these times he’s going to have a long, convoluted build-up, making us anticipate a pun, and then slip in a totally flat non-punchline. And no one will get it.
joefearsnothing over 7 years ago
A plethora of puny puns!
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Just remember, someone once described a pun as “The Lowest form of humor…that EVERYONE wishes that they had thought of first!”
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 7 years ago
“Cheetah, Muhammad Ali, and the American taxpayer.”
“Name a chimp, a champ, and a chump.”
David Rickard Premium Member over 7 years ago
Answer: A designated Hitter
Question: Who was the last person to see Pastis?
Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 7 years ago
All I can say is rofl rofl rofl.. can’t breath help !!!
Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 7 years ago
ahhhhh finally caught my breath… good thing I wasn’t drinking any thing probably would have drowned…. PASTIS you are a dangerous cartoonist !!!!
dutchs over 7 years ago
Lots of jokes translate nicely into the Spanish version. Not this one. They just gave up and ran something totally different. (But there’s a literal translation of another English idiom).
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
So what should today’s background music be — “Burning Down the House” by Talking Heads, or “Here’s Johnny” by Weird Al Yankovic?
Dirty Dragon over 7 years ago
Wait ’till you hear about the clean copper clappers kept in a closet..
Number Three over 7 years ago
And that’s coming from you wearing that hat?
xxx
jbruins84341 over 7 years ago
Saw a Carson rerun the other day. Carnac’s answer was, “Glad, Hefty, and the National Enquirer.” The question was, “Name three things that contain garbage.” No love lost between Carson and Enquirer.
dgmiller over 7 years ago
Pastis must have found this pun on a note from a mayonnaise (McMayonnaise) jar on Funk and Wagnell’s back porch!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Shh!
I hold in my hand the last envelope.
And the answer is, “describe why you didn’t win the Re Reuben Award again.”
John Reece over 7 years ago
Had you mentioned Gary Larson and Greer Garson, you might have gone too Far Son, so keep it in the (mayonnaise) Jar Son, before we go to War Son and we coat you head to toe with Tar Son. (And that exhausts the Alphabet on the subject)
Swirls Before Pine over 7 years ago
May a syphilitic marmoset befoul your Jacuzzi.
ND Cool Z about 6 years ago
A good pun, but arson and parson don’t mix well..