Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 26, 2017

sounds like something that was growing in the back of the refrigerator

Things that are good for you always taste like dead leaves, sawdust, and builders’ rubble.

It tastes the way it smells: salty and slightly fishy. Not at all like dead leaves.

And still no shaky, blurry, film of the alleged “mailman”.

I love the stuff. It reminds me of a briny beach breeze tinctured with seagrass and seafood.

Add it to a nice chicken salad sandwich.

Why would anyone eat something like that?

Poor Pucky—got his mouth full of that icky stuff. Brave of him to be the canary.

Elvis is right on, why can’t what’s good for you taste like chocolate & ice cream!

That’s not a snack, its floor tile.

Like it or hate it, no one is ambivalent about dried seaweed.

Its just a delivery system for something else entirely.

Got two van jobs the week! Woo Hoo!

My “good for you snacks” taste like the forest floor. Even my cats won’t try them, or my hubby, or any other living person on the planet, for that matter. But come to think of it, I’ve never tried a “good for them” kitty treat either.

To be fair, if it isn´t bad for the cat – does it matter much?

Hmmm, I wonder why she wants Puck to spit it out. Is it bad for cats, messing up their electrolyte balance, perhaps?

Now I feel like I need to give this a try. Just to be able to say I gave it a fair chance.

It’s so good! I regularly order a 24-pack from Amazon and I like to eat them plain just out of the packaging. It’s a much healthier “chip” it has a crunch and is salty. You can even get them in flavors but I prefer original.

Have tried it but didn’t really care for it. It is however now on the very very long list of food I can no longer eat due to health issues – too much sodium before I get beaked at

UK edition: The Marmite Investigations.

This reminds me of the question someone once had about oysters: Who was it who looked at an oyster and said, “I’m gonna eat that”? Same question for sea cucumber and some other ‘foods’…

The ultimate food betrayal, from a cat’s point of view! Smells fishy, but turns out to be a PLANT.

It’s kale

Actually cats can eat seaweed.