Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 19, 2017

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    The bluebirds of snappiness?

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    strictures  over 7 years ago

    Just build your restaurant inside a Faraday Cage. Then no twitter & no cellphone use.

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  over 7 years ago

    That all depends upon the size of the grid on the cage unless you make it gridless.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You can’t just sweep them out. You have to step on them repeatedly until all their followers drop off.

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    somebodyshort  over 7 years ago

    I always say Twitter is for twits. And so we have the Twit in Chief

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 7 years ago

    Yup, sometimes you have to just be with the people you are physically with. Plenty of time to be a Twit when you are on your own.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    Well, I was going to order the tweety pie with curmudgeon coffee but it was probably too tweet anyway.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    They must be using a DCI firewall to block anything that has the words: like, omg, lol …

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    So, what IS the bag limit on Twitter Birds in D.C. this year??

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Be interesting to see what is on the menu, too.

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    ladykat  over 7 years ago

    Someone needs to take away Twump’s phone.

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    uniquename  over 7 years ago

    If it helps get Trump kicked out of office, I’ll become a big fan if Twitter. I’ll never use it, but I’ll sure be glad Trump did.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’d like me an order of curmudgeon to go, with a side of spleen and some vitriol sauce! And hold the pickle!

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    tripwire45  over 7 years ago

    Curmudgeon: a bad-tempered or surly person. The short definition of Wiley’s personality?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    One day soon, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called YouTwitFace!

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Having just returned a few minutes ago, from and extended weekend, off the grid , in my casa de campo, I have to say that Wiley’s drawn my type of restaurant.

    Four wonderful peaceful and quiet days out in nature, in a house made of bamboo and cane, with no phone, no internet, no television, may not be everyone’s idea of a good time… but it sure is mine !

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I bought a device several years ago at Amazon for a friend that blocks all Cell reception in her restaurant. She later told me how much her diners enjoyed themselves upon being liberated fro their cells. She said people were more polite to wait-staff and the evening went very smoothly. And best of all very few people seemed to mind. After that first night she put up a polite sign saying there was no cell service and business has never been better.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    I’ve been working at being a curmudgeon my whole life…Gettin’ pretty good at it if I say so my self…

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