Pickles by Brian Crane for July 26, 2017

Great Caesar’s Ghost?

If there was a ghost vacuuming around here it would be my mother. C’mon Mom, we could use someone around here to clean and it sure won’t be my daughter-in-law.

Got one that does windows (no, not 10)?

I could use one that likes washing dishes.

I’ll take the one that cleans bathrooms and / or kitchens.

Sign me up for the bathroom cleaner, please!

why was the vacuum plugged in

Wow – THAT SUCKS

I have two words for Opal: TILE FLOORS !

Her dog sounds like a vacuum cleaner???

Then you’ll have to call the Ghost Dustbusters!

You sure it wasn’t Earl sleepwalking?

No. Maybe not. Earl wouldn’t vacuum. Not even in his dreams.

xxx

Ghosts do not exist.

We have a Roomba that will start up in the middle of the night in our bedroom – although I suspect the cats more than the spectral visitors.