Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 04, 2017

Why didn’t Jaquan think of that?

Seriously? She knows better than he does what he really wants? (Okay, that’s not actually all that implausible. I wasn’t any less arrogant than Heather when I was 19.)

If only this strip was set in the present, Jaquan could just go online, tap a few keys and get his degree online from any location.

Too bad for both of them there isn’t an NBA team in Iowa. They could go to class together. I wonder if Jaquan understands that that master in history degree doesn’t exactly come with the same salary that he’s become accustomed to in the NBA.

In all reality , P 1 the imposing person standing in the foreground yells out , Hey you two Summer’s over its Football Season now Git !!

What’s in these footballs? They’re holding them like they’re filled with gold.

“I’ve been making some calls, and I took whoever the ‘Larks are playing in their first game and the points. Dudes aren’t even practicing yet!”

Coming soon, Milford Lake with its tiny beach, but large enough so Tip Nunn can do his handsprings to amuse BBJ. A few two a days, Margie Ducey and Marty getting some coach speak, a facsimile of a bonfire and presto! Opening game kickoff before October.

In Panel 1 we see Milford’s most famous sculpture, Colossus of Sweat Socks. Unfortunately the project went way over budget, so what we see here is pretty much all that ever got constructed.

Tomorrow, JQ will help Heather pick a new major. I know, Humanities, where she can look forward to a high paying career in Art appreciation or Music History.

I have a friend who had a double major in Poli-Sci and History. Claimed he was trained to be a King.

Aerosmith provide today’s theme song. "Heather’s chewing gum, Heather’s chewing gum, College has begun

P-1: It’s unanimous! Those shoes belong to a GT official about to also make some calls for delay of game and unnecessary boringness.

If only Jaquan played for the Suns.

I know how Pelwecki feels – thought he was getting somewhere with Heather, some famous athlete shows up and he’s suddenly invisible

Speaking of history, I wish this dumb story was history

Happy Labor Day, Keri!

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Panel 4: OK, thanks, see ya later (end of story).

I hope tomorrow we see Quan waving from his Bentley on his way out of town. He made a call to the Browns, and they said “sure, come on down.”