Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 06, 2017

Flashbacks of Marsha Brady getting hit in the nose with a football.

Oh come now. Is there a SINGLE Division I NCAA school, anywhere in the country, with a SINGLE female on the coaching staff, let alone an undergrad?

In all reality , Look Heather , be all you can be in the Army and thank you for your service .

Beyond stupid!!!!!

I’ll go for the low-hanging fruit and point out Iowa beat Wyoming last weekend.

She can be a walk-on tight end, as well as offensive coordinator, at Marco Polo University. I think we see State Champion Gil make an appearance tomorrow, name Paws the starting QB and we’ll be playing in a few days. GIL mugs raised high!

Heather becomes an undergrad assistant, breaking down tape, charting periods, measuring recovery time and so on. J Case begins his Masters program online. Which begs the question. How long has Marty been held hostage HooDad?

As team manager Heather can pick up towels in the locker room. Gotta start somewhere.

P1: That football needs a shave

I think R &W are trying to cull the number of comments here by leaving us with virtually nothing to say.

He called his friend at Iowa and told him about you. He likes to play practical jokes like that on his friends…..

Heather played tight end for Gil last year but in P1, she looks like a two-year-old trying to catch a balloon.

P2, Uncle Jaquan wants you!

P3, Get out there and explore. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

What can I say about this lunacy that hasn’t already been said? I can MAYBE see him having connections, and getting her at least an interview. WITH A D3 SCHOOL MAYBE. Not a D1 program!

But what really excites me, is with the dialog in today’s strip, does it seem like maybe, just maybe, THIS IS THE END OF THE STORY?

P3 is very touching. JQ is talking not only to Heather, but to all the impressionable youngsters out there reading this strip. Both of them.

Jaquan seems unable to talk without pointing at her. These strips always remind me of an Uncle Sam poster.

So, what JQ’s saying is that Heather should expand her Ames.

P3- “Get out there and explore”…hmmm…methinks JQ might be hinting at some sort of carnal adventure? 30 year old NBA veteran working out with 18 year old recent high school graduate, sounds like something the Oprah network could be interested in…

Geez…the GoComix police censored me again on an earlier comment…can’t anyone take a joke anymore?

I hope the next story line is about an alcoholic, tatooed peacock that sings country music and place kicks for MHS while preparing for a career as a lawyer. Did I leave out anything?

R.I.P. Are we ready for some football?

52 days of this nonsense is enough already

p-4: You’re five year mission: to go where man has not gone before.

Years later, JQ runs into Heather and asks what she ended up studying. She replied: “The real money is in being a high end call girl.”