Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2017

Bone Spur Bozo will lead the way

LOL! “Fall Run” indeed!

Only Darwin Awards will be given.

Not to be confused with the Autumn run….

The bears are at the bottom of this.

On the plus side, they’re all setting PRs.

Yeah …. All the “Work @ Home” jobs where you make more than cigarette and beer money are at the bottom of that cliff too.

Not only is it trending, but selfies aren’t required and there’s no time for trolling. Hat trick!

Look how many likes I got for joining!

“Everyone wins” is assumed in light of the participants’ sense of entitlement.

I wonder if the fact that they are looking at their smart(?) phones has anything to do with it????

Trouble is, this is one run that never breaks and that has no end of runners.

And not a Lemming around.

You can’t believe what you read. Even this sentence.

Funny.

And all the comments are social media.

Happy Hallowe’en, everyone!

This is Wiley’s Trick and Treat !

Guess we’ve answered that age old question, “Would you jump off a cliff just because everyone else is doing it?”.

Maybe it’s better to jump off than waiting to be thrown off?

Culling of the herd. We need more of that.

I prefer a Rum Fall.

I bet all those runners voted for trump too. ( sorry folks, couldn’t resist.)

Here in San Diego last year, this happened in real life. A young person looking at their phone walked off a cliff into the ocean. An immediate Darwin Award was given!

Evolution in action.

The ‘America Grate’ crowd. . .

Well they will have some interesting selfies on the way doooooooown…

And for those that can’t participate in this run, the orange flavoured Kool-Aid will be provided to you.

Hey, it worked in the November election…and now the entire country is in danger of falling off the cliff…unless Captain Bone Spurs ends up in prison…or worse!

Too little, too late. Try again.

Hopefully, they become aware of their gullibility… for at least a second…

Social media gullibility? In other words, just because someone posts it on Twitter, doesn’t automatically make it true?

What I can’t stand is when people ring me up and say “Congratulations! You’ve won!” when I didn’t enter in the first place.

This is also part of the GOP tax plan. At the bottom of the cliff, you will find all the tax cuts for the 99%.

I think Wiley may have copped this from the Moby and the Void Pacific Choir…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASywEuqFd8

Their span of increased awareness is brief, but very intense.

Cured I tell you…cured. Their gullability is cured!