Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 23, 2017

Besides, weren’t you the one bragging about “no spider is too tough for us”?

Where’s the Arachnophobia guy when you REALLY need him?

Burn down that darned house now..!!

time to move, and don’t worry about collecting the rent!

Only one spider. But a special kind.

Should charge by the pound

Why does a wizard need an exterminator? Can’t he just use his powers to get rid of it?

That’s the problem with living next to the Forbidden Forest

Aw, come on Wiz. Those big grey “House-boy” spiders are harmless, and they help get rid of other insects.

An Acromantula? We know they are Harry Potter fans – considering the numerous references.

Nothing is difficult if you aren’t the one who has to do it.

No, I think the Artillery comment is correct. After all there are VX rounds that kill all living things it comes in contact with….at least there used to be. We may have destroyed them per the international treaties.

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So that’s where Leo’s spider got to.

The wiz should get a discount for so few — just one.

There must be a spell for Wiz, just go on the web!

Who ya gonna call?

Ok first, grab a paper towel, and then very carefully BURN DOWN YOUR HOME, problem solved.

Yesterday, he had a yellow two-story with green trim. Today, it’s a tan split-level with blue trim. Make up your minds!