Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 25, 2017

So I guess, eating at KFC killed him. If only a certain president who eats there would die from the fried chicken! Yes, I started it off by making it political!

Oh, man, there’s no way out. Offering to share will just make his descent quicker!

Trying to bribe your way into Heaven with KFC. Sorry, you are going to have to do better.

I’ve heard of chickens coming home to roost, but…

It’s all going to be extra crispy.

How do I get out of this chicken outfit?

Ah, are you familiar with the concept of Karma?

You will be reincarnated as a chicken for each part of a chicken you have consumed.

to cite an old joke, Bob lost his job, house, wife, kids, car, and everything in one day, then asks God “Why?” And the response is “Because you piss me off.”

Didn’t Wiley do this before with a cow, or one of our other delicious animal friends? Maybe I’m thinking of another comic.

A twist would be to have the chicken as the soul arriving in heaven, Bob at the lectern, and a giant KFC bucket visible behind the pearly gates. “When Clucky realized her bad day wasn’t over yet.”

Kaputnik, Hey! My sister’s name is Clucky! She’s got a nose that looks like a beak! Do you know her?

There’s no need to cite an old joke, this strip is an old joke. For example, see Calvin and Hobbes, 15-July-1992, here.

I think Bob got in the wrong line somewhere

One day it’s chicken….the next day it’s feathers.

Why did the Bob cross over?

Not sure how he died, but I suspect fowl play.

“But I lived a good life. I went to Church’s every Sunday!”

Yes, Kaputnik, Wiley has used this meme before. Earlier this year, it was a hunter being greeted by a deer.

It is believed that Wiley is a vegetarian, which is why this theme comes up relatively often. (Notice I didn’t say very often_)

The surprise here is that, the day after Thanksgiving, he didn’t use a turkey!

I just woke up, and the placement of Bob’s thumb made me think that the bucket read “KFG”, which would be one way to skate past a registered trademark. But having a bucket of Kentucky Fried God in front of a chicken god would still leave Bob clucked.

“Bob and the Terrible Horrible No Good Really Bad Hoboken KFC Chicken Emergency Mash-up”

Given that Thanksgiving was just a few days ago, I’d have thought a turkey might have been more appropriate, and our fellow could have been dining on leftovers (though they wouldn’t have been as easy to identify as a bucket of KFC).

I just love KFC. But I don’t eat it very often.

My Peter Paul Thanksgiving cartoon, from Nov. 22nd, shows a guy on the Heavens-Gate in the clouds, surrounded by turkey-angles… Saint Peter, at his desk, checking his computer: “Hm… I see it was a roasted turkey leg…?” I’m still flattered by today’s Wiley Miller KFC Heaven cartoon. Peter Paul – Heavenly Humor Cartoons.

The first and only time I ate at KFC, I had to send it back to be cooked properly.

Where we are sending you they will be asking, “Regular or extra crispy?”

Look, if God didn’t want us to eat meat, he wouldn’t have had it taste so good.

Just to note it does seem to be the dinner of choice on Air Force One.