Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 08, 2017

…and he doesn’t need you, LOL!

When will Shaggy pull the mask off the evil man?

But I like Football! It makes me feel good. And I like Vicki Vallencort and she likes me too. And she showed me her boobies!

I’m smart, not like everybody says!

P1, Well, whose the giant in this room, little people.

P2, Since when do you get a say in this, Uncle Tonoose?

P3, I don’t need you either but here you are.

In all reality , Well OK then ,if I can’t play football can I become a jockey I really like horses.

Didn’t the Brady Bunch already do this plot? I believe Greg/Ricky will become the team photographer.

Too bad there isn’t some magical device where they could actually communicate with dad overseas to get his perspective.

Careful Unc,,, The more you antagonize your golden goose the more hostile he will be to your singing scam,,, and you being his manager.

Bite me Uncle butthole. It’s not your life.

If I were to sit next to my brother on a 3-seat couch without the expectation that someone else wanted to immediately sit in the third seat, there’d be more of a buffer. Just sayin’.

This guy’s going way beyond his Uncular level of authority here. Rick needs to call him on his Svengalian obsession.

There’s still another game upcoming? The West Fargo Packers won the North Dakota AAA championship four weeks ago today.

P-4: You’re right Unk. I have a sore throat, too. I won’t sing anymore.

When do we hear “You’re not my father!”??

The Sotos appear to have stolen the windows from Gil’s office. I don’t know what room they’re in, but those windows don’t match the outside of the house.

P1 – The dad’s photo has been taken out of the picture frame. The father-figure replacement is complete.

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you’re gonna go far…

Is it just me or haven’t we seen the artwork in P.3 (and usually always in P.3) at least 2-3 times now? C’mon R&W, a little effort.

What’s with the redundant “reply” buttons in the new design? Now it’s harder to tell which comments actually have replies.

Ooh, more picture frames today. Who should go in them? Probably have to wait until tomorrow, I don’t have time for MUT today, unless it’s very late.

Tru(E) leads undefeated and defending NC4AA Champion Wake Forest HS to this year’s state title game tonight. The NC HS basketball teams have already played on average about eight games.

P4: “oh yeah, captain douche? watch this” as RS starts banging his head against the wall