Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 05, 2017

If only one lineman out of five is any good, they’re doomed anyway. Is Rick supposed to block the entire defensive line?

So the doctor’s reading glasses are pushed up on his forehead so he can see what he’s writing.

P1 Without him we have to use every trick in the book.

P2, Gil getting in a little Dairy Queen product placement. And since when did a blizzard stop a football game?

P3, Doctor Benway, “No headaches?”

Rick(ey), “Just my uncle.”

Today’s episode of Milford Masterpiece Theatre, the role of Dr. Benway is played by Rich Uncle Pennybags.

Just how many pairs of eyes does that doctor have? He’s also taken the lip injections a little too often.

Seeing that it’s 5 days into December and football is still going on, Gil, it wouldn’t be an EARLY BLIZZARD!

Hey Gil why don’t you use the playbook you used a couple of weeks ago to beat Tilden when Rick was out the last time? Will he sing the anthem again for his adoring YouTube fans?

P4: doc – “uh,…hang on a minute, …I can’t find my dam glasses…”

Does your uncle have any friends? – none; How about brains? – nope; I take it he’s a douche? – immense

Diagnosis: He has Athlete’s Foot

“Appetite?”“Immense.”“No, I meant sexual.”“I know you did.”

Dr. Wally is hoping this guy retires so he can buy his practice and we can move back to Milford, but I’ll never leave the glitz and glamour of Central City. Never!

Too bad the doctor didn’t ask about hair loss.

Rick: Doc, it hurts when I do this.Doc: Then don’t do that.ba da bumpDoc: You’re an idiot.Ric: I’d like a second opinion.Doc: OK, you’re also a douche.ba da bumpDoc: You have 3 months to live.Ric: That’s OK, I can’t pay your bill.Doc: I’ll give you another 6 months.ba da bumpMr. Ed walks into the office.Doc: Why the long face?ba da bump

Look for Uncle Gary to do something underhanded, such as trying to bribe the doc to submit a false report to Gil.

Oh come on. The whole offense relies on one offensive lineman? And Kaz, what the hell have you been doing all year? You have no idea how the offense works and who is important? And speaking of important things, here’s today’s Mopped Up Thorp:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

In all reality , this doctor gave me my pre induction physical .

Is that Doc Adams off of Gunsmoke?