Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 23, 2017

Kinda wondering how Kelly found out on the Internet that the guy’s sleeping on a friend’s couch. (Something I figure he’s not putting shots on Instagram about!)

Interesting phone Gil has — 16 buttons?

Kaz has been coach-surfing for years and Gil doesn’t hold it against him.

P1, Looks like he’s been couch surfing at his sister’s place this whole story, to me.

P2, And my only hope to finish second in The Valley is for your son to play football for me.

P3, Alright, Gil! B!tch slap him then send him to the showers.

Where’s the Gil mug?

The untold Tonoose Tales

The untold Tonoose Tales

Monday To Do list:1. Get Gary out of house2. Get Connie off Meds3. Husband gets his arse home4. Gil, rember you coach B ball5. All, have a safe Christmas

In all reality , P 3 Uncle Gary secretly drops a Chill Pill in Gil’s coffee mug. Mrs Soto says I know all that Coach Thorp ,what’s your motivation for putting Rick and his teamates at risk for concussions by not coaching proper tackling and blocking techniques ? Kelly looked up on the computer what they are and printed them out for you. READ THEM,in your spare time which you have a lot of since you don’t coach much. GOOD DAY and Merry Christmas , will your kids be home this year ?

If that’s the best plan Gary could come up with, no wonder he’s homeless, unemployed and broke.

Gary grows a mullet as Gil drops the hammer. At least I don’t think his hair looked like that in back, did it?

Who did Gil call to put the rest of UG’s story together, Whigham or Rubin?

The talent agency turned down representing Pavarotti back in the day, and have regretted their choice to be “lightweight” ever since.

UC/ UG can’t be that shallow, can he? Gil must feel like he’s the bigger man today. Next thing you know, he’ll be calling a time out to wish us a Merry Christmas.

After a season of innuendo and intrigue, everyone pat themselves on the back for your prognostication coming true. Now everyone make it out to venerable Milford Stadium for the 2nd place winner take all game against Coach Drool and Valley Tech.

Bitsy, I usually read the comments before signing in and responding. Between those two events your post disappeared mysteriously. Yes Bitsy, the internet does know about your jelly toast.

P-2: Wrong, Gil! He’s only in High School but the kids at least a Middle Weight.

P-3: While everyone is concentrating on the phone, you missed the Casio Calculator with the paper work covering the key board. We missed the entire Texas Instruments era.

P-1: Uncle Gary never suspected that Gil’s pocket protector would rat him out.

OK, Uncle Gary’s efforts in trying to keep his nephew from risking a concussion were based on financial self-interest. So what? Why should that big revelation suddenly clear the way toward his Mom’s letting him play football?

Meanwhile, football can still lead to brain damage.

On the other hand, the boy really does have some talent as a singer, and it won’t cause drain bamage.

Way to go Gilpa! All wrapped up in time for the traditional (Thorp childrenless) Christmas card greeting. Then it’s on to pre-spring training for the baseball team. What’s that? Basketball? Sorry, we’ve missed half the season already with this lamest of story lines.

Way to deal with a serious issue like concussions in football! If greedy relative manager hopefuls would just butt out—problem solved!

The older version of Mom is back for today’s episode of “Life In Milford”.

BOOM!!! Nailed him.

You’re a mean one, Mr. Gill.You really are a heel.You’re as cuddly as Jim Backus,You’re as charming as a Veal,Mr. Gill.You’re a bad mama jamma with a greasy laser peel.

Duh-Duh-da-DUHHHHHNN!

Okay, now can we pull out that baseline test from before the season started to end the concussion crap? I’m still waiting.