Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 08, 2018

Good thing no one listens to radio broadcasts of high school sports; otherwise, Marty may be looking at a suspension.

Pretty callous comment there Moonie, better cut back on the hooch.

Is Central the same as Central City?

It’s an ill wind that blows no good.

In all reality , right now Jorge has a semi Mohawk haircut when will he sport the famed Milford Monk haircut complete with a bald spot ?

P2- Padilla demonstrates shooting form he witnessed from a recent paper towel throwing clinic he attended

P3- Moon lets his 80 proof truth serum do its magic, WDIG to issue apology soon

P1, Is Jorge shooting, rebounding, or did he just get knocked into that awkward position by the foul?

P2, Jorge seems to have replaced A Quad as the teams best player yet Gil still brings him in off the bench. Former State Champion Coach Gil, indeed.

P3, I’ve been reading this stip for 60 years and I think that’s the first time Marty has ever said anything nice about any of Milford’s teams. Unfortunately, he also had to drunkenly add the most insensitive thing I’ve heard since Howard Stern called United Airlines in 1982 and asked them if they were going to add the 14th Street Bridge in DC as a regular stop.

Jorge, you are a hurricane. There’s calm in your eyes. When Marty (hic, hic) coins Jorge as The Hedgehog due to that shape up, A young Ron Jeremy is gonna be pissed.

Okay, so now Paloma and her political friends are going to organize a protest.

I, for one, will be disappointed if Marty’s head doesn’t wind up on a stick.

Well stated. Glad you thought it through before saying it out loud.

Bacardi was the best thing to happen to Marty.

He was talking about the cocktail called a Hurricane, it was new and all the rage.

Marty imitating his hero Bob Prince, who kept saying Bobby Clemente on broadcasts without even asking Roberto his name. And of course there was ‘George’ Bell for the Blue Jays. I don’t know what to say about the odd Joey/Albert Bell. They’re coming for you Marty. Jorge is going to okay with it; Sis will be marching in front of the liquor stores to protest Marty.

Where’s Daffy DaFuq, cub reporter, when you really need her?

The stupid comment aside, is it just common knowledge throughout the city as to why the kids transferred to Milford? Does Marty regularly snoop through new kids’ backgrounds?

Ooooh, Marty’s gonna be wishing he was ON the moon…

So… is Marty doomed to become the next Tom Brookshier?

MJW: Milford Justice Warriors will put up a banner next time the kid pitches…um, uh, oops.

Slowly catching back up. The January 31st through February 3rd editions of Mopped Up Thorp have been added to https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/