Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2018

Looks like their fixing to cut some positions.

Test it by bringing in some bread & cheese.

Nothing to lose your head over…

Just letting the lobe-slaves know it had better be important.

Let’s get busy people…Chop, chop!

The boss certainly knows how to get a head in this business.

Heads will roll!

I’d want extra severance pay.

Is this what’s called “being on the chopping block?”

Was it installed by Occam?

“Any volunteers for the new open door policy? Please, file any complaints inside.”

The “#MeToo” movement should have a bunch of those at their disposal, but only in a smaller version.

Wouldn’t we all like to have coffee mugs with various characters available on them?

Most big businesses today rely on headhunters.

The manager should keep in mind the French people turned that device against the aristocracy and nearly wiped them out with it.

Liberty! Equality! Fraternity! Power to the People!

“Ajit Pai” should be painted on the blade.

Get a pair of hedge clippers with long handles, but the rope and let the blade fall, then pop in on the boss.

Many employees at that place will soon have split personalities.

Is that Alice Cooper’s office?

Now Ms Argyle, here is a nice bonus. A dollar fifty. Now pack up. Everyone is laid off. We are closing 5 locations to absorb that cost.

I love our new open door policy – anyone is welcome to make their opinions known – just stand in the doorway and speak.

Housekeeping, another cleanup at the bosses office!

They’ve deregulated murder? That’s new.

To quote Mad Magazine (with apologies to Benny Davis): Guillotine! We got this cutest little guillotine. It chops their heads off oh so nice and clean. Guillotine!

When I was assigned to an Air Force intel wing we had a vice-commander that kept a pair of castration pliers on the wall behind his desk. Now I always assumed it was a joke. but I never had the nerve to ask.

It didn’t help that he was a big fellow and a bit intimidating. For all I know he was probably a sweet heart on a personal level, but I was MSgt and he was a Colonel, so we didn’t run in the same social circles.

“My door is always open” “Always?” “Always.” “Always?” “Well, most of the time.”

Hey! Is that guillotine blade a regulation blade?

Oh, uh, wait, er…