Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Cindy Brady feels your pain.

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    LeoDaSavage  almost 7 years ago

    Does that count as a pun strip?

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    dadoctah  almost 7 years ago

    Life’s a beach.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    An age-old question; what sadist made up the word “lisp” with an “s” in it?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    poor Lenny… there are other fith in the thea

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    Partyalldatyme  almost 7 years ago

    He failed to mention that she also sits in her slip as she sips Schlitz.

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    CarlHeckman  almost 7 years ago

    No, he broke up “becauthe” of her “careerth.”

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    blunebottle  almost 7 years ago

    Had occasion to rattle this one off yesterday:

    Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles thrust three thousand thistles through thick of his thumb.

    Now, if Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles thrust three thousand thistles through thick of his thumb, take care that thou, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles thrust not three thousand thistles through thick of thy thumb.

    Success to the successful thistle sifter.

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    Yontrop  almost 7 years ago

    Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. You could have made it work. Just don’t talk about it. That works for a lot of things in a relationship.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    What is the opposite of Kismet?

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    chris_weaver  almost 7 years ago

    She could make more money selling rubber baby buggy bumpers.

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    Ratbrat  almost 7 years ago

    Betty Batter bought some butter, “but” said she, “my batter’s bitter”. So she bought some better butter for her bitter batter and made her bitter batter better.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 7 years ago

    If she really loved him she’d change jobs and sell cockles and mussels, alive alive-oh.

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    AtariDragon  almost 7 years ago

    His girlfriend was Mary Anning?

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    hariseldon59  almost 7 years ago

    Lenny the Lisp sounds like a name for a gangster.

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    jpayne4040  almost 7 years ago

    Yeah, but how much money does she make?

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Pastis should have a lisping snake. “Hith, hith”.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddSqwlKNZNM

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be “careerth”?

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 7 years ago

    I have an idea for a single panel comic. Call it “Sunday Morning In the Paint Store,” and have a can of turpentine with a lisp sing, “Oh the preacher said I was a thinner…”

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    Greyhame  almost 7 years ago

    Across the sky the thunder god rode on his favorite filly.

    “I am THOR” he cried.

    and the horse replied,

    “You forgot the thaddle, thilly”

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 7 years ago

    I lithp exthept when I thay Ithica.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    He couldn’t just text that?

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 7 years ago

    An uplithping link.

    http://assets.gocomics.com/uploads/blogs/blog_image_mid_4035_7236_ulysshes_201706190915.jpg

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    He should suggest that she change to a more lucrative job: selling dry-cell batteries to sunbathers listening to their boom boxes. She cells C cells by the sea shore.

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Oopth.

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    dadoctah  almost 7 years ago

    “Thankth for the thour perthimmonth, couthin!”

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    I wonder what causes lisps?

    Maybe I should stop being lazy and Google it.

    xxx

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    XanderBitMe  almost 7 years ago

    “What does your girlfriend do?”

    “She’s in retail.”

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    Jim Kerner  almost 7 years ago

    Thwell.

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    bruno64056  almost 7 years ago

    Didn’t seem to hurt the lifestyle of the late-Mel Tillis, now, did it? It only made him stronger—-not to mention an even better/more sought after singer, of “the time” …

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    And, naturally, she sits upon a slitted sheet….

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    gocomics  almost 7 years ago

    My girlfriend is a conch merchant at the beach.

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    hmvanyel  almost 7 years ago

    The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

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    GeifuKe  almost 7 years ago

    Is this like the job of working on a pirate ship sweeping ashes?

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    Selling seashells is a good career depending on how much money you make.

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    LilPeruna  almost 4 years ago

    Did anyone else notice that Lenny the Lisp DIDN’T lisp when he said ‘because’ in the first panel??

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