Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 12, 2018

It’s a good thing the King doesn’t have to do any of his own taxes, (he is the King after all). I’d hate to see what he would do in a tax audit after every thing is added up.

There are a lot of Trump jokes begging to be made here.

AW, Buttercup wouldn’t do that. He’d just fire them and do another Twitter post.

He’s not in prison for math… he’s in for honesty.

If only he had said 152 instead….

Excuse me your majesty, Did you want your golf score or execution tally?

At least he didn’t shoot Rodney.

The quad-bogey on no 7 did it.

I think he’ll be able to get the charge reduced to ‘aggravated arithmetic’…

As Barbie once said: “Math is hard”…

“My Bunny Lies Over the Sea”, WB, 1948

“Let’s see… a birdie on 4, an eagle on 6, and a muskrat on 9…”

That’s kind of like when a woman asks ‘Does this dress make me look fat?’. Yes is NEVER the correct answer!

153 is the number of fish caught by the disciples after the Resurrection

153 is the number of fish caught by the disciples after the Resurrection