Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 14, 2018

CJ has me too afraid to talk.

The question, Gil, is why do you have only one Latino on your team? And that one a last-minute transfer?

How about “Aagard really earned his Danish with that rebound?”

How about, “Beaudry really earned his croissant with that rebound?” Beaudry=French name

Yes, Gil – why IS there only one Latino on your team, and he’s only there due to a hurricane. You gotta lotta ‘splainin’ to do Senor Thorp.

Padilla Milford = Go Go Gomez Carver

P1 Can you dig the fact that WDIG is reaching a huge Mexican audience. All the illegal immigrant landscaping workers and house maids are riveted to their radios (since they don’t have TV’s) so they can follow Milford HS sports. P3 Dr. Pearl is in serious need of a makeover…Gil has been having an affair with her for years.

It’s the Moon Swoon

It’s the Moon Swoon

Typical no Pearls of wisdom by the good Doctor. The word sense and Marty in the same sentence is truly comical.

Learning this after all these years, Dr. P? Moon picking a fight in P1. Put some Herck moves on him Gil.

P1, You mean ad guy, right Marty? Oh wait, you usually see double. My bad.

P2, I have it on good authority that Aagard only eats apples.

P3, The only way it benefits the school is to help you recruit.

So the answer then, Dr. Pearl is to take the drunken guest’s keys and call him a cab?

It looks like Dr. Pearl and Gil get their pictures from the same place.

Wait, did Milford get a new principal? Who is this Dr. Pear character?

In all reality, where’s Double D to investigate the WDIG/Milford HS mutually beneficial agreement ?

Doctor Pearl says Technically , Marty is a guest in our school ,he’s company and we treat him as such. Why do you think Mop works so hard cleaning ? It’s because we have company here everyday and we want it sparkling for them ,in all reality .

if the senorita and her friends are stalking him, should his theme song be “I’m being followed by a Moon Shadow”?

The most stunning revelation in today’s strip is that WDIG has more than one “ad guy.”

It was nice of Dr. Pearl to put up the nameplate her great grandson made for her.

The Mexican restaurant should get Pedro as their endorser…After “cleaning Mrs. Thorp’s pool”, I always head over for a heaping helping of refrieds and burritos…gives me the energy to keep up with Mrs. Thorp’s “projects”.

You know, you can just have a student or someone else do an internet broadcast instea… oh… wait… Milford. Never mind.

Pearl: “Wait, what, WDIG doesn’t pay us!? Holly Dobbs paid top dollar!”

I wonder if WDIG has Booker T do bumper voiceovers for them? Sucka!

Marti’s “ad guys” are 3, 8 yrar old kids operating out of a tree house! As for their media experience, the have 4 worn out issues of Playboy in said treehouse.

Hef

P1- Moon has the Josef Stalin pose down, showing off the left hand. That Caesar salad hairstyle needs an overhaul. I say Marty should ’Fro down. Rake in the back pocket, Afro Sheen in the DIG bag.

P1: more of MM’s BS; trying to pitch a new Mexican restaurant my ass…how’s he gonna do that if he never mentions the name of the place?

Does Gil discussing Marty with Dr. Pearl constitute casting the swine before the pearl?

Panel two: is that the Simon guy off that singing contest show?