Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2018

If you love me unconditionally, why are you bothering me?

Amabigbrother is next!

Orphans are gonna love Amamom app.

Amagone if all this happens!

I Can’t wait for the big Drone Mega Law Suit!

Isn’t Siri going to dislike Amamom cutting in on her territory?

What a great idea, Amamom delivering campbells soup. Millenials won’t have to the soup kitchen now. Is that “Smart Soup”?

watch it…. Amazone will be watching you

Izzat anything like a Stepford Wife?

Actually, the first one reminds me of Star Trek’s Harry Mudd’s wife Stella…

AmaDoofus?

Amamom Prime. The Amway to go, but is she a prime mate?

ENOUGH, ENOUGH

Amadeus – helps you mozy to see some art.

We are approaching Amageddon.

It can truly be said she’s a “helicopter parent!”

Have already had Amazon drone drop. No other way the fragile package could have gone over the locked gate and set on the doorstep neat, lined up square, tidy and intact.

What are Amazon customers called? Amazombies?

Ama-Zing! That’s what you get if you sass Amamom!

Ama gonna keep comming here for the puns

Great advice, orange-haired woman. I think Goat already knows that.

I’d pay for Amagirlfriend prime. But only if she’s a sweet as Amamom Prime and provides the genuine amagirlfriend experience.

I think I’m with Goat on this. I would not want an Amamom droning on and on and on….

Hey – is that the Personal Jet Pack they promised me when I was little? OK, so it’s not actually a jet pack per se in the end – but even so!

Thank goodness Amamom isn’t a real thing, otherwise when I hang out with my friends, my mom would tag along everywhere we go. She would never leave us alone again!

amalittlesister