Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2018

  1. Img 0910
    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    If you love me unconditionally, why are you bothering me?

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    garcoa  over 6 years ago

    Amabigbrother is next!

     •  Reply
  3. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  over 6 years ago

    Orphans are gonna love Amamom app.

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Amagone if all this happens!

     •  Reply
  5. Img 3235
    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    I Can’t wait for the big Drone Mega Law Suit!

     •  Reply
  6. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Isn’t Siri going to dislike Amamom cutting in on her territory?

     •  Reply
  7. 1959 chevy elcamino
    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    What a great idea, Amamom delivering campbells soup. Millenials won’t have to the soup kitchen now. Is that “Smart Soup”?

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    Fred  over 6 years ago

    watch it…. Amazone will be watching you

     •  Reply
  9. Wiz wirp boing
    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    Izzat anything like a Stepford Wife?

    Actually, the first one reminds me of Star Trek’s Harry Mudd’s wife Stella…

     •  Reply
  10. Fb img 1509486198333
    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    AmaDoofus?

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    Amamom Prime. The Amway to go, but is she a prime mate?

     •  Reply
  12. Img 0132 fotor
    stick&rudder  over 6 years ago

    ENOUGH, ENOUGH

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    uniquename  over 6 years ago

    Amadeus – helps you mozy to see some art.

     •  Reply
  14. Wailingandgnashing
    vics_machine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    We are approaching Amageddon.

     •  Reply
  15. Klingon crest a
    Scott S  over 6 years ago

    It can truly be said she’s a “helicopter parent!”

     •  Reply
  16. Imagesca66di1a
    Thehag  over 6 years ago

    Have already had Amazon drone drop. No other way the fragile package could have gone over the locked gate and set on the doorstep neat, lined up square, tidy and intact.

     •  Reply
  17. 20071112 einstein
    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    What are Amazon customers called? Amazombies?

     •  Reply
  18. I yam who i yam
    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    Ama-Zing! That’s what you get if you sass Amamom!

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    cmoseman9  over 6 years ago

    Ama gonna keep comming here for the puns

     •  Reply
  20. F144c4ca 948f 46bf b2ba 608b5f1a1c02
    ♞нυитєявσу_z♘  over 6 years ago

    Great advice, orange-haired woman. I think Goat already knows that.

     •  Reply
  21. Shark vs swimmer stencil copy
    SwimsWithSharks  over 6 years ago

    I’d pay for Amagirlfriend prime. But only if she’s a sweet as Amamom Prime and provides the genuine amagirlfriend experience.

     •  Reply
  22. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    I think I’m with Goat on this. I would not want an Amamom droning on and on and on….

     •  Reply
  23. Keaton
    fredd13  over 6 years ago

    Hey – is that the Personal Jet Pack they promised me when I was little? OK, so it’s not actually a jet pack per se in the end – but even so!

     •  Reply
  24. 20231014 093035
    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    Thank goodness Amamom isn’t a real thing, otherwise when I hang out with my friends, my mom would tag along everywhere we go. She would never leave us alone again!

     •  Reply
  25. Large ninja karate
    O.M.Gaming  over 4 years ago

    amalittlesister

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Pearls Before Swine