Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 17, 2018

You need to lower your blood-alcohol a lot so that then you can enunciate clearly. Then your wife, and the voters can understand you. Don’t know if that is a good thing though.

Maybe have your alcohol checked for blood…

Speaking of Ted:

CHAPPAQUIDDICK Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG-c8DtOm9g

Like many voters, I gave up trying to understand my Congressmen & Senators, a long time ago. They all defy logical thinking.

Where can I get a wall that changes color like that in today’s strip? O<|];o)

I don’t know why this guy reminds of of Tip O’Neill although Tip was a pretty good congressman.

Along with MOURDAC, I’ve often wondered why he’s not referred to as Senator Belfry and not Speaker Tip O’Neill? Lawsuits maybe??? That’s who he reminds me of !

I’ve wondered for years if the leader in Dr. Seuss’s “Butter Battle” book was modeled on LBJ………

Sen. Belfry has always reminded me of Newt Gingrich.

Stormy? Is that you??

I read in Dear Abby once that the three most common lies are: 1. The check is in the mail, 2. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you, and 3. My wife doesn’t understand me.

I think politicians on both sides are hard to understand. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, by the way.