Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2018

That’s the sort of agreement you hope you never learn what it was about!

Well the president and many corporations demand you sign one before you can work for them.

ROTFLMAO

Hey, if I can get money by selling my right to free speech under the first amendment, can I also sell my second amendment rights, too? My voting rights are going to the highest bidder…You know, like John Bonior….

BTW, I hope nobody tries to turn this into a political thing…….Where do you get one of those lamps again?

" It was a dark and Stormy night . . . . . . . "

Thank you, Dkregs. I had no idea! Should have though, I guess….

It’s going to be one of those weeks.

Only trouble with that, Danae, there’s no one to leak what you can’t discuss. In DC, leaks are so prevalent, NDA’s are only mentioned in passing as a reason why I shouldn’t be telling you this because . . .

Ah, bureaucracy – don’t you just love it?

An NDA is giving up the right for free speech? I suppose. In my business, not signing one is often giving up the freedom to receive money from a client.

Someone is getting ready to show her school report to her dad. By tricking dad like that, she is forbidding herself to present the report.

I never had to sign a paper, but by law I was forbidden to discuss most of my work. I was a tax auditor!

Wouldn’t it just be simpler to say “I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you”?

Oh wait…with THIS “president”, his crime family, and his BFF Vlad, you more then likely WOULD end up dead from Polonium poisoning!

Dazed & Confused – Written by Jakes Holmes

Secrets are fun to a certain degree

But this one’s no fun cause the secret’s on me

As I have said before, any attorney worth a damn should be able to void a NDA.

I hear thru the grapevine that my erstwhile second husband is being sued by his former employer for breaking an NDA by telling company secrets. A con man to the end. Do they never learn?

“Where have all the secrets gone? Long time passing.

Where have all the secrets gone. Long time ago.

Where have all the secrets gone?

Into shredders everywhere.

When will we ever learn? Oh when will we ever learn."

(Apologies to Pete Seeger and to Peter, Paul, and Mary.)

Only crooked con men demand. . . .Opps! I can’t talk about that.

It will cost you a million dollars every time you talk about the NDA.

I sense many new headaches coming for Danae’s teachers. Time to refill the aspirin bottle.

I sign NDAs all the time, only the people who send them to me call them EULAs.

^Very elegant twisting of logic there.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.” “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

Humpty Dumpty is a cannon, not a humanoid egg.