Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 27, 2018

Gods, don’t tell us that P2 Girl is warm for Master Bader’s form? I would throw up, but that would mar Mopman’s clean corridor …

P1, And I wonder who his husband is.

P2, Double D ready to go undercover at the Central City Correctional Institute to get the scoop.

P3, Moose, giving lessons on exactly where to make contact with the ball to break the bat.

The barrel does it on its own? Must be crazy juiced.

The angle of the dangle depends on the heat of the meat

P3 Reminds me of the Seinfeld where George gave up on sex, thus freeing up the 99% of his brain. Showed the Yankees how to hit HRs. Simple physics, really.

Ted Williams, the greatest hitter that ever lived, career was based on this. He wrote about it in his book “The Science of Hitting” almost 50 years ago.

I can’t wait for Pels to launch one like Lucky Haskins, ala, full swing bunt.

Before you get that far, remember to keep your eye on the ball. Moose just turned away from a pitch coming at him high and inside.

Some team, where one of the players explains uppercutting the ball because the coach never has.

Ol Del’s gonna love seeing her on the other side of the glass after 2 years of his bunkmate Big Bruce

P2- Scene from “Midnight Express” comes to mind here…

P3- See Dover’s comment above, somewhere Walt Hriniak is retching

I wonder how Boo’s dad is doing.

Pelwicki has watched “Men of Annapolis” once too often. What teenager addresses his peers as “gentlemen”?

uh, um Pel. Pitchers throw balls that drop so, you’re going to be driving a lot balls into the ground off the bottom of your upswing

P-1: To quote Perry Como; "I wonder, I wonder, I wonder but, I really don’t want to know.

In P1, young Tom Cruise is about to start some Risky Business.

So the players are coaching themselves. Have the coaches gone the way of the Thorp kids? I didn’t see Roy the black assistant hoops coach all season. Folks are disapearing and no one cares.

Did Mrs. Bader dump Del after he got sent to the pen? Is Barry about to get a same-age step-mom?

So…. is Pelwicki going to go on later and fly fighter planes?

I’d like to commend everyone for not abusing P-2 with alternate questions

Here’s one I’ve been pondering: do you still turn the trade mark on the bat up if it’s an aluminum bat?

P2 – Did she put her head through one of the sleeves by mistake? The scoop of her shirt is totally to the side of her neck.

Daffy DaFuq wants to see if old man Bader is on the prison’s softball team and report on it

Where was DD during the whole Moon brouhaha?