Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 20, 2018

What part of “I told you so” didn’t you hear?

Well, obviously the propeller was too small.

Last time we saw St. Peter in this strip he had upgraded to a laptop. What’s with the book and quill now?

On his tombstone, inscribe “Oh, please… I know what I’m doing!”

just came over from Hagar – declaring the strip as the eternal truth of al matrimony….. here i get another! Someone needs to compile the 10 commandments of matrimony.

Yes, so much smarter to wither away, start pissing yourself, lose your memories and ability to care for yourself and die in a bed of your own mess. Yes, don’t have fun or take risks.

I don’t know, but maybe, just maybe this was his plan from the beginning. You can’t live with them and you can’t shoot ‘em…..cause you’re immediately the prime suspect.

Where’s the beer the wife is supposed to hold?

I don’t understand what went wrong?

“Hey, y’all…Hold my beer and WATCH THIS!!”

St. Peter is browsing the Book of Ancient and Idiotic Excuses

Glory Days!

Silly! Everyone knows you take the tire off the unicycle before riding the high wire.

Well, it was You that said he was head of the household!

His memory isn’t…wasn’t…so good.

I wonder if he got his mojo back right before he became dearly departed..

Looks like OSHA didn’t get to inspect the site for safety violations.

It’ll make for an interesting story amongst the employees in Heaven’s break room, but it wouldn’t surprise the boss. Nothing surprises the boss.

I’m convinced that men get married so they will live longer. That, and so we’ll be able to color coordinate our clothing.

Now that’s funny!

She got lucky.

Ah the increasingly elusive mojo.

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Considering his fascination for all things pulleys and ropes, they must live on Ballard Street.

I’m probably going to hear that one day…

In the Famous Last Words Cemetery: “Hey y’all, watch this!”

Lesson to all men – LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE! And when you don’t, bring flowers and chocolates with the apology……if you are still alive.

Never trust rope found in the basement for critical uses. Use fresh rope or steel cable. Dead weight load test it before going live.

I wonder if he got that idea from reading Ballard Street comics.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather.

Not screaming in Terror like his Passengers.

Whatever he did scared his Bermudas plaid!

I’ve never listened to my wife, and so far everything has worked out just f