Garfield by Jim Davis for June 25, 2018

“Early to rise and early to bed,

Makes a man healthy, but socially dead!"

-Yakko Warner

how do you figure, Garfield? Franklin was married

Remember Garfield, Franklin was considered a ladies’ man.

His face is on the 100 dollar bill, Garfield! What more do you want?

Am i the only one who thinks that the saying feels a bit dated!?!

Old Ben was never considered boring.

He also observed that beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy

If you get the “wealthy” part, you won’t be lonely.

Early to rise and early to bedMakes a man lonely and socially dead.

I like waking up early.

’ late to bed, early to rise, makes it so you can’t open your eyes."

Stop promoting unhealthy habits to poor little impressionable kids, Garfield.

Franklin was neither lonely, dateless, nor boring.

Franklin also wrote; “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and very likely to tell you all about it!

Franklin drove John Adams crazy over in Paris, attending parties until 3 in the morning and coming into the office at noon. But he knew that was the way French politics worked. And he was a widower by the time he arrived in Paris, so there was nothing wrong with enjoying some of the ladies who regarded him as the late 18th century equivalent of a rock star.

“Early to bed and early to rise… makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.”