Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 16, 2018

Barry is just so intense.

We don’t need your pity, but we could use your dermatologist.

We don’t need your pity, but we could use your chavezologist.

P1, Oh, you’re full of it alright, Double D if you think you can squeeze a story out of Mr. Congeniality.

P2, Hey, my dad was driving a pickup truck that night. See, it could have been any of us!

P3, Ewww, burn. Too bad you can no longer humanize Boo.

Why is the dude in P2 holding a fork at an empty table. Looks like he’s praying for food, or an interesting story line.

Gee, that went well…NOT! I think we ALL expected that Bader reaction.

In all reality, Double D’s friend wants to watch her and Barry , why ?

P1- Dafne’s so full of……her cups runneth over.

P2- Hand expressions prove challenging to Mr. Wonderful. A prom date is within his grasp.

P3- Subtle is not the force with Young Master as Blossom and the Jami Thorp extra take notice.

What is with Double D’s crotch in P1?

P1—sounds kinky.

P-1: the Porn film from yesterday comes to it’s “conclusion”.

P-2: Barry imitates one of those dashboard dogs that wags it’s head. Nice art work.

P-3: Silly rabbit! Who said anything about pity or sympathy for that matter?

P-3: Now, we all know the real reason Barry is so angry at the world. He has no upper teeth.

P1 is too easy to comment on….

P2: “how can you ignore me when I have a rack like this?”

Well double D, that went over like a Led balloon. Oh the humanity

She will make a great local TV reporter, shoving her mike into peoples faces to get their stories after that family has suffered a disaster. I actually watched a friend punch out such a “reporter” about 30 years ago live on TV. Everyone cheered him as that “reporter” was an ass. My friend was arrested and tried for assault, after watching the entire video the jury quickly found him not guilty.

Quite the kerfuffle in P3, as astonished onlookers watch in amazement.

P1 – With DD’s style of crossing her leg way in front of the other when she walks, is she going to collide with her friend or trip?

P2 – Kid with the fork is about to cry. “Oh man, that meatball looked so tasty. Now it’s on the floor and there’s a big sauce stain on my pants.”

P3 – Apparently BB is screaming, based on the reaction of the people way in the background.

In panel two her hands look like those ‘clam shell’ arms in those machines where you try to pick up the stuffed animal. If I were Barry I’d be vamoosing pronto!