Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 02, 2018

Elvis!! Don’t turn around. He’s right behind you!

Ballistic Elvis launch in 3 … … 2 …

I love Elvis’s “you’re all against me” face in that third panel. He looks like the Cat of Conspiracy Theories.

Sigh, poor Elivs. Now Puck has been roped into the tomfoolery. Were will it end? Will we see completely serious moustaches on the Woman? On the Man? On the Toddler?!

I wouldn’t count on Tabitha putting up with such silliness though.

At least Burt appreciates the gravity of the situation.

when the tape on that mustache hits elvis’ lip, the fur’s gonna hit the poof fan.

What’s that green thing?

Ok, who let Lupin get into the tape? Isn’t he the one who likes to eat it too? Now there are two excellent reasons not to leave the tape out where the cats (cough, cough, LUPIN!) can get into it. (Although, one must admit that they do look good with mustaches.)

I mustache, why didn’t Puck get a serious handlebar mustache like Lupin – and maybe Elvis?

Looks like Lupin taped a comb with tissue paper over it to Puck’s upper lip. And he still using that mockery of a mustache for himself!

On a brighter note, nice tape dispenser in the lower right hand corner of the last frame.

I thought Pucky was emulating Hannibal Lecter – I’m glad to hear it’s just a mustache!

Now I want to put mustaches on my cats. Not going to happen, but I can dream.

This is what I have to go through every “Mow-vember” with people and their fake stick-on mustaches. I can’t take part because I’ve had this real one since 1983.

No fair, Lupin. You’ve taken this a step too far. Jokes are only funny when nobody gets hurt. Your mustache is on a stick. It won’t hurt to take it off. Puck’s is stuck on and will hurt when removed.

Well Elvis I, for one, am loving this tomfoolery :D Though it’s not cool you taped on Puck’s moustache Lupin, that’s going to hurt coming off.

If you’re a male cat, you can’t avoid “tom” foolery.

I would love to see some Tommy foolery.

Scooby, the Miffed Maine Coon believes they’re just jealous. He has a mustache of his very own. Well, half a mustache to be honest. And as long as I keep the sharpies away from my father, husband and son all of whom want to color the other side in, it’ll stay that way

Says the ballerina pirate!

Dear Witchieminx!!!

My heartfelt sympathies to you and your family! We know too well the devastating effects of dementia, and my prayers are that your sibling in now free and enjoying a wonderful reunion over the Rainbow Bridge! You’re right, preparing oneself still doesn’t cut the pain. Blessings, dear orbster, and may peace fill your spirit!

Love, >^.,.^<

Good morning and happy Caturday, orbsters and orbabies. Hugs, bumps and boops to all!

Lupin, leave Elvis alone! He doesn’t want to play.

Sour puss

Oh, no! Not Tom Foolery! Nothing ever good happens when he shows up.

I will just leave this here…

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cats+with+mustaches&FORM=HDRSC2

Daffy Duck: We’ve all got a mission in life; we get into different ruts.

Some are the cogs on the wheels; others are just plain nuts.

[singing] I’m just wild about Harry, and Harry’s wild about me.

[speaking] Science is some folks’ calling; others pilot a ship. My mission in life, stated simply, is: a mustache on every lip!

As a Mustache Parent, I take extreme umbrage at all this silly folderol! NEWS! I want NEWS! (“It’s okay, baby. They aren’t making fun of YOU!”)

Those moustaches are contagious.

I’ll gladly take this over real news any day.

Wait, didn’t Tommy interview a walking mustache a few months ago?

To our Lady Bri, <B

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Love, >^.,.^<

Pucks mustache reminds me of a certain character we have yet to meet. Don’t say anything to spoil it for newbies please!

I’m thinking that both Puck’s ‘stache, and the one intended for Elvis are copies of ones (like Lupin’s) in the Shelter Cats Report.

On a happy note, my Kit Chase t-shirt arrived today; I’m wearing it right now! =)