Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 13, 2018

I’m not just a corpse, I played one on TV!

I don’t even know if there are any stars left that are famous for their acting.

Famous last words?

After he switched from low comedy to blue humor.

“Celebrity this that and the other”…. I’ve never heard of most of them.

Yes, you’re Mladen Sekulivich!

There are still real stars and real heroes out there but yeah, “reality stars” don’t count and “celebrity” has a different meaning.

Born: After March 4, 1974 (first edition of People Magazine).“The people who are causing the news and who are caught up in it, or deserve to be in it.”(Founding Managing Editor, Richard B. Stolley.)

The one question you do not want to ask a cop.

On the back it says, “I ran for president in 2016 and lost”

Most so called “celebrities” these days.

Among them, supporting actors who received neither recognition nor honors but without whose unsung abilities many stars would have flopped. Lots of times I enjoyed the ‘character actors’ and ‘side kicks’ much more than the ‘leads.’

The cemetery for reality tv “stars?”

Everybody is a star, doesn’t matter who you are.

Shouldn’t it be “Who I was?”

For the record, I take all my direction in politics, my beliefs in philosophy and my instruction in religion from celebrities. Some of these people have degrees from Beverly High.(Argus Hamilton)

Is that a real grave or a movie grave?

Shouldn’t have taken that role in Gigli.

Yeh,, heh, heh, its me. You probably remember me from such films as “The Island of Scantily Clad Swedish Chainsaw Nurses.”

Jackie Chan?

No, and apparently, you don’t know who you are either…

Didn’t they revive his career by making him president?

The cemetery where my family is buried allows only up to three words on a stone. The ones of us who are still alive have an ongoing game to choose the three words for ourselves, to wit: Where am I?, Who’s out there?, Under where? Time ran out. Got a blanket? Off the grid. Where’s the chocolate? Watchoo lookin’ at? ….and some humorous things I can’t recall at the moment

@QISET: Aw, did we lose Uncle Bernie? Why wasn’t that in any of the faux news stories your guys published?

I know it’s all just a game, guys, but you know that we’re born, we live a certain amount of time and we die. There are no stars; we’re just the trip from dust to dust.

Hey, I’m a celebrity – get me out of here!

If he hadn’t asked that question, the Cop might never have recognized him.

And, if he hadn’t been Recognized, the Cop wouldn’t have Shot him.

Some people have real problems distinguishing between the Actor and the character of “Despicable, Murdering, Drug Dealer” the actor played on TV.

It reminds me of a joke about a “famous” person trying to cut in line at the check in counter at the airport, by saying loudly to the agent: “You know who I am?” and the non-plussed agent grabs the intercom and announces: “We have a guest here who doesn’t know who he is. If you are missing a relative, please come to station X…”

Robert DiNero

My favorite line:

Christian Bale as the bad guy: “Do you know who my father is?”

Samuel L Jackson as Shaft: “No. Do you?”

Both great actors.