Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 30, 2018

Bad dreams from spicy food is not unknown. Kind of surprised that Danae is afraid of spiders. But not everyone is happy with them. Even though they eat thousands of tons of insects ever year all over the globe.

If spiders are good and a spider eats other spiders, is that a good spider or bad spider?

I tend to leave spiders alone, even when sweeping up cobwebs. Even my mom and sister have come to tolerate them nowadays!

One of my daughters-in-law is arachnophobic – so of course I sent her the meme I found that said “While you’re sleeping, spiders rub their weinies on your face”.

The story arc is out of gas.

I like spiders. Never understood why people hate them. They’re beneficial. They’re just ugly. I know some seriously ugly people who aren’t even beneficial.

Hubby can do a week’s worth of cardio in about thirty seconds when he gets mixed up with a spider web. BYW, did you know “cob” is the olde English word for spiders?

Oh! So that’s what a “cobweb” is! Thanks for the info!

While I’m very well aware of the ecological benefits of arachnids and serpents, I still admit that, like the late Jim Stafford, I don’t like spiders and snakes. I was once accosted by an employee of a pet store who had an eight inch tarantula crawling on her shoulder. In charity, all I will say is that I took my custom to another establishment. (After I went home and changed my underwear.)

I wonder if he came up the water spout.

“Monsters John, monsters from the Id….”

You want to endear yourself to somebody, forget flies… talk about all the mosquitoes you eat!

Just have a Beano after eating the bean burrito.

Then there are the implications of Lucy & Danea being so “Close” they aren’t sure which one of them originated the Dream.

Or if it was a Merging of both their dreams.

It’s time for Danae to rise above the mundane, and resume her position as a future Queen of Bitter, Sarcastic, Worldly and Self Centered Wisdom..with little nudges by her very erudite and semantic-wise sister." And a little help from her friends"…Even Dad….Bodily functions are not humorous….Endure We must…