Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2018

“But please pay before you flee.”

Bury your head in the sand.

perhaps Rat should try Lucy van Pelt for a nickel if he wants psychiatric help

Off planet?

That psychiatrist needs help from a psychiatrist.

Most sensible thing I’ve ever heard from a psychiatrist.

What do you mean “about to go”? That ship has long since sailed.

Okay, last frame got me. Now I’m cleaning coffee off my screen.

His fears were for nothing. There was no pun in today’s comic.

Flee to where?

ARTHUR: “All my life, I’ve had this strange feeling that there’s something big and sinister going on in the world.”

SLARTIBARDFAST: “That’s just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that.”

I’m a psychiatrist and I endorse this message.

Thanks to our fool-in-chief, the welcome mat for all things American has been snatched up; no where to run to, no where to hide. Tis, a living hell with Donnie and his nincompoops.

When haven’t we felt like we were screwed. I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis when everyone thought we’d be nuked. News flash. We’re still here. Whatever you think is going to get you now will pass, too.

How did “screwed” slide past the toon police?

I come to this website in the morning to start my day with a chuckle. Unfortunately i have to see all of you morons who have to do your little political commentary. Shut the H E double hockey sticks up.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

That shrink has rats attitude!

You can whine and complain about our current POTUS all you want, but many of you have only yourselves to blame.

You nominated the one person on the planet who could lose to Donald Freakin’ Trump. Seriously she ran the worst campaign ever in American Presidential elections. Her whole campaign platform was just pointing to Trump and saying “VOTE FOR ME…..because I’m not him.” All this while Trump’s campaign platform was on issues like border security, the economy, illegal immigration, and other areas that concerned many mainstream voters. Whether you agreed or disagreed with his so-called solutions, he at least were addressing the issues. Clinton hardly ever did.

Hilary alienated the Sanders supporters which led to many of them just not voting at all. Add to that, the ongoing revelations of how the DNC all but fixed the primary season for Hilary and against Bernie pretty much killed off any support she may have picked up from his supporters.

She ignored crucial states (Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa) while campaigning multiple times in California, a state she couldn’t lose even if she went on live TV and ripped the head off a kitten. A horrible waste of time and money which would have been better spent shoring up her support in other regions.

Many of you take solace in Clinton winning the popular vote. Of course she won the popular vote. Because Trump spent next to nothing in high population states he had no chance of winning like New York and California (oh heck, the whole Left Coast), and instead focused his efforts on the battleground states as well as states like Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania that he believed could be flipped. Guess which plan worked out.

It’s obviously that had Sanders been nominated he would have destroyed Trump, even with his far left positions, because he would have addressed the issues. The Clinton supporters would have rallied around Sanders. Instead, the Sanders supporters all but abandoned her.

The flea that killed the Rat!

Where should we go? The whole world has gone mad!

Rat could have gotten the same analysis from “Lucy” for 5 cents

I like an honest psycho…err psychiatrist….

Go put on a double bill of “Dunkirk” and “Darkest Hour”. Suddenly things don’t look so bad.

No, psychiatrists only ask you how you feel about this, that, or the other thing. They don’t give advice

Rat shouldn’t be allowed to make complaints like that, given how negative he is about everything.

good advice

Rat wasn’t wrong.