Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2018

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    whataboytjiex2  about 6 years ago

    I guess he didn’t beat the system after all! I wonder how many have woken up to that surprise!

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    saintian  about 6 years ago

    If only it were true.

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    Dtroutma  about 6 years ago

    Scented with money instead of pheremones.

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    It always amazes me when people who identify as Christians, do things like that and still think they’re golden.

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    Say What? Premium Member about 6 years ago

    That lit up his afterlife.

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    Davis D Danizier (3D)  about 6 years ago

    Jesus drove out the money changers. Today’s religious conservatives ARE the money changers and believe Jesus wants to give them a tax cut and exempt them from “rendering unto Cæsar.”

    The “market god” of Mammon is a false idol. The Golden Calf has grown up to become the Wall $treet Bull.

    And that false idol decrees that the hedge fund managers, Wall $treet bank$ters and billionaire CEO’s who collapsed our economy are worth more than doctors, teachers or emergency first responders.

    This false “god” decrees that it is better to leave millions of empty houses vacant while people sleep in the streets.

    It decrees that food that doesn’t sell at “market” value is better discarded as trash rather than distributed to those in need and you can only get life-saving medical care if someone else can make a profit off of it.

    Actually, Jesus was quite the opposite of the Wall $treet bank$ter conservative “Christians” want to turn him into.

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    Bryan Farht  about 6 years ago

    God is still waiting for the fist one. Heaven is still empty for now.

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    sirbadger  about 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t anyone, good or bad, be attracted to the zapper? If the zapper was not there, what would all 3 characters in this strip do?

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    Could sub in bit coin investors and get same result.

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    FassEddie  about 6 years ago

    Not really commensurate with the pain and suffering caused. Then again, neither is lethal injection.

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    Masterskrain  about 6 years ago

    THIS ONE made me laugh out loud! Good one, Wiley!!

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    OMG !! I really laughed out loud at this one.

    I showed it to my wife, who doesn’t read or write English, and even she got it and laughed !

    Thanks, Wiley

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    viking-riverrat  about 6 years ago

    If only it were true <3

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    Cheapskate0  about 6 years ago

    This ain’t the first time Wiley has used the bug zapper to fool a businessman who thought he had beat the system!

    It was decades ago. Perhaps one of you who are more dedicated might be able to find it!

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Satan has seen the light.

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    Masterskrain  about 6 years ago

    Notice the color of his tie….hummm….

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    Cerabooge  about 6 years ago

    The Feds haven’t caught on? Heck, the Feds are protecting you, as always.

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    KEA  about 6 years ago

    if only…

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    TheLetterista.com  about 6 years ago

    Ha! Made me laugh!

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    Brain Pudding  about 6 years ago

    Thanks to Wiley for evangelizing on the reality of Heaven and Hell and God and his fallen angel Satan. The only problem here is that God does not help satan …God sent his only Son so that ALL might be saved if they follow His light, on His path since He is the way, the truth and the Life. That is the Help God gives to man….salvation through His Son, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

    Repent from your sins and reject them, the. You will be saved to from separation from God which is the definition of hell. (Oh yeah, greed is a sin as is theft, sex outside of God-sanctioned marriage, etc. ). Here is a list of sins to help you on path to salvation:greed, anger, envy, lust, pride, sloth, gluttony.

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    TexTech  about 6 years ago

    I like G.K. Chesterton’s comment, “Christianity has not been tried and found lacking; it has been found hard and not tried.”

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I simply refer to these fine folks as ChINO’s, as in Christians In Name Only.

    One only has to hear Franklin Graham defend 45 to understand why I refer to them as that. Absolutely rife with hypocrisy.

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    dsjwriter  about 6 years ago

    I’d like to think that this particular individual was zapped to a golden brown ata minimum — with Cajun-style eternity being more likely/

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    rgcviper  about 6 years ago

    “If a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper is your idea of high-quality entertainment …

    You might be a Redneck."

    — Jeff Foxworthy

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