Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2018

Let me be the first to say: Wiley bears!

Yeah, something, it’s that’s unbearable…

She has a word for something that hasn’t been invented yet. If she has an idea in her head of what it should be, why doesn’t she build it?

Nice fire, the bears can toast ’em like marshmallows!

Fire is suppose to repel not attract.

talk about a open door policy come in sit down take your shoes stay awhile you come back now ya hear

There is an SF story called Bears Discover Fire.

Looks like the firelight lead them right to the dinner table. All inventions have their down sides

Goldilocks: 3,000,000 Years B.C.

bad idea to have a door closed with a burning fire

The man is closest to the bears, he gets it first.

And, after he invents the door, could he please invent TV? Because she’s bored just looking at the fire.

Just waiting for the wood supply to give out….

It’s so nice, that the bears will have a hot meal !

WOMEN! Never satisfied.

And thus the invention of the honey-do list.

Actually, we will never know for certain, but it could have been women who discovered fire.

Men, they do one good thing, and expect to rest on their laurels for the rest of their lives…..

Cave bears were still around 10000 years ago; a much larger, scarier bear than the Grizzley. If they wanted their cave back they could take it back; door or not!

Just the bear necessities of life!

Guess who’s coming to dinner.