Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 13, 2018

Get Morgan Freeman to narrate and you have The Origami Redemption.

I hate origami! In fact I hate ALL Japanese food!

No swans???

I’ve got a black belt in origami.

I wonder if they used plain paper.

That looks like something the Joker would do… in the ’60’s.

It looks good on paper.

“If I had wings like Noah’s dove….” --John and Bess Lomax

Even the best of intentions can be bent

Aw, another paper folded.

Since when do paper planes require origami lessons?

That reminds me. I’d better check in on the astral projection class.

They were here in the first place because they were flight risks.

Too slow a vehicle for Spaceman Spiff.

I like origami

is that Colditz?

Don’t prison guards still have shotguns? Better use full choke.

I’m pretty sure making paper airplanes is a requirement for being a kid, at least it used to be.

The look like the print job my printer just finished. Some call it a paper jam: I call it origami mode.

At least they’re not using the paper to make a shank to kill a guard. This way no one gets hurt, unless they reoffend.

Stealth drones?

Back in WWII allied prisoners in an “escape proof” POW camp,(where former prisoners who had successfully escaped from standard POW camps but recaptured were sent) built a glider to allow 1 or 2 people to escape. The war ended before it could be used. Reportedly, the “escape proof” POW camp commander was totally gob smacked when the former prisoners showed it to him

New meaning to “prison kites”.

The origami class turned out to be a slippery glide slope’

Those are some seriously big sheets of paper!

How did they launch the planes?

“Look, up in the sky!” “It’s a bird!” “It’s a – what the ##@@&&?”

I think Canada has the best Idea, put prisons in the middle of nowhere, of course a lot of places in Canada are in the middle of nowhere LOL.

These comments are hilarious, everyone! Thanks for making me ROFL, even this late at night. And thanks to Wiley for the comic that started it all!

Make America Glide Again.