Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 05, 2018

Oh, great! Now we have to wait until tomorrow to find out why!

D-oh! Is this thing at least under warranty??

Ha ha! Didn’t see that coming (but guess I should have, huh?) :-)

Lowest bid blasters!

Tomorrow will turn out to be April 1…

Cliff couldn’t find the key for the Self Destruct breaker tag out lock after the last upkeep. Winky will be up with an angle grinder after they find the battery charger.

Cliff using the microwave overloaded the circuits.

Sometimes incompetence is a good thing.

It was sabotaged by Dirk Raider!

Certainly not Cliff!!

“Even in the future nothing works!!!”

No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There’s always a boom tomorrow.

They mislabelled the buttons. Now Brewster will try the other one.

This one’s easy. The self-destruct self destructed!

Yes Pam, covering your ears will protect you from the self-destruction.

She’s certainly no Nostradamus.

You forgot to renew your self-destruct subscription.

Apparently the massager in the chair does.

The engineers used conventional explosives for self destruct. They used a fuse that burns for 10 seconds before detonation. They forgot to account for those 10 seconds in the self destruct timer.

Maybe the software was set up to self destruct first and then when it self destructed, it couldn’t destroy the space station

It always stops at 1 on the show.

Give it more time. It’s probably on the Metric System.

How did they handle Y3K?

Yep, its Friday. Anybody else was surprised to see this story arc finish today? ( See my comment from Monday.)

If you build it well it works. NO shortchanging to save money or have built in bloat.

Did they get the RU Sirius from Ikea?

Death Wish?

I did a lot of technical repair work, before I recently retired. Good news: The most dangerously destructive stuff, seldom if ever, work. Bad news: The stuff, most necessary for maintaining of, and/or saving of lives, also seldom if ever, work and need constant technical supervision to keep working.

This has been the self-destruct unit 0US0B, I have now self-destructed. Enjoy your day.

^^ (Sort of beat me to it) “This has been a test of the emergency autodestruct system. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been blown to bits by now.”

Well, Cliff certainly doesn’t…