Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Pig, close the curtains in your house or build a higher fence if you don’t want people to see what’s going on in your house.

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    Kveldulf  about 6 years ago

    I could comment about my university days and the house on Wolfe Island ………….. but I don’t want to invite legal trouble.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    oh, these figures of speech being used literally

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    cdgar  about 6 years ago

    Elder abuse.

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    sirbadger  about 6 years ago

    Did she look through the window and see a pig with no clothes on?

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    suv2000  about 6 years ago

    Go ahead Pig kill then eat that nasty old nosey woman

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    Then Pig left sheets of aluminum all over her, and said, “Foiled again!”

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    wllilly1960  about 6 years ago

    ..’ Oooh, they’re adorable…" – Gangster that Bugs Bunny said the same thing to…

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    tonypezzano  about 6 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9heYnC-CX0

    Probably an old joke even then.

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    blunebottle  about 6 years ago

    Don’t think she needs them now, Pig.

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    matjestaet  about 6 years ago

    Excuse me, good folks… could somebody explain the joke for a non-native speaker of English…? Pu-leeze….

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    cdward  about 6 years ago

    You have to wonder about Wanda the window watcher.

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    Ksandler4570  about 6 years ago

    LOL – no one commented that her name is ‘Old Woman’. Not to mention, I believe he has done this joke before :)

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    brwydave Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Sounds like gardening while black in Detroit.

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    How did Rat know it was Wanda ? Was Rat looking back at her :-0

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    PICTO  about 6 years ago

    " … I don’t know what you want but you should know I’ve killed a lot of old people in my time." — Dr. Johnny Fever.

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    TedMarolf  about 6 years ago

    An old Warner Brothers riff – “it’s coitains for you, Rocky! Curtains!”

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    david_42  about 6 years ago

    I can still see those boys from my attic window, if I use my binoculars.

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    zenguyuno  about 6 years ago

    Stephan, what’s happened to the gators? Have you stopped them drawing for fear of offending some group?

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    kunddog  about 6 years ago

    all the remarks are ageist, I like to think she’s using aYuneec H520

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 6 years ago

    I’ve never understood people getting mad at things they weren’t forced to see, watch, hear or experience. You don’t like my music…then don’t listen. You don’t like my hair or clothes…stop looking at them. You don’t like that movie…then don’t watch it. Seriously. Its a free country (or used to be) so just freakin’ deal with it!

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    garcoa  about 6 years ago

    The comic censor says it is curtains for you, Stephan.

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    hariseldon59  about 6 years ago

    Nosy neighbor. I wonder if her last name is Kravitz.

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    joefearsnothing  about 6 years ago

    Shades of Edgar G Robinson…"It’s coitains fer youse,,See! :o}

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    LMAO! Good one!

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    gorbasche2  about 6 years ago

    A few years ago in a town near me, neighbors called the cops on a woman who was mowing her lawn, IN A BIKINI! Evidently they thought that was disgusting. Anyway, the cops showed up and couldn’t find the woman. The complainer brought the cops upstairs in her house and had to lean way out a window and peer between some bushes and trees to see the perpetrator. Made the news for a solid week.

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    Hey, it is ELDERLY Woman Wanda, just like Elderly Man River…..Oh, and there is an Ikea Sale on curtains, now until November 18…Get yours now, and win a free trip to your next door neighbor’s house to see who has the best curtains.

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    GeifuKe  about 6 years ago

    Thank God, this strip did not do that old joke about the Porsche. Or, did Pig actually leave the curtains on the car in the driveway?

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Wanda was clearly stunned by Pig’s generous offer!

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    BiathlonNut  about 6 years ago

    This brings to mind a Mad Comics (25¢ cheap) “Movie Scenes We Would Like to See” entry that makes fun of how the trailers grossly mislead the viewers as to what actually happens in the movie.

    Trailer: Sargeant: So, Captain it’s curtains for us. Captain: Yes, Sargeant, better tell the men.

    Movie: Sargeant: So, Captain it’s curtains for us. Captain: Yes, Sargeant, better tell the men. Sargeant: Why should we tell the men? Captain: So they can put up the curtains, of course!

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    Sue G  about 6 years ago

    “I’ve got a rod, see, and it’s currents for you! Yeah, it’s a current rod.” Rich Little impersonating Jimmy Cagney.

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    rosh  about 6 years ago

    Haha

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    SUBWAY 13  about 6 years ago

    Scene 2. Wanda at front door. Rat answers.

    Wanda: “I’m returning these. It’s a better idea you put them up here so I don’t have to see inside your house.”

    Rat: “Whadd’ya mean?”

    Wanda: “It’s curtains for YOU, ya dirty rat!”

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    I’d say that’s an oopsie. It really was curtains for Old Woman Wanda.

    Oh, Pig, please call the Coroner to have the body removed, or else the odor will become noticeable (and curtains can’t obscure that)….

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    SUBWAY 13  about 6 years ago

    Rat: “Hey Pig, what are you doing with that aquarium?”

    Pig: “I figured Wanda must be lonely so I bought her some tropical fish as pets. I thought she could put the tank in her bedroom and then she’ll see her pets first thing each morning. I’m heading over to her house now – I can’t wait to see how she reacts to this surprise!”

    … Later, at Wanda’s front door ….

    Pig: “OK Wanda. You’re gonna be sleeping with da fishes!”

    … Wanda faints.

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    jonesbeltone  about 6 years ago

    I need to wash my curtains.

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    CsRoberto2854  over 2 years ago

    Get rid of the last two panels, and you get Pig murdering an old woman

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    alantain  12 months ago

    Good fences make good neighbours… especially when they’re solid wood or bricks.

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