Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 08, 2018

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    PoodleGroomer  about 6 years ago

    1 or 2 paper towels and cooking grease or vegetable oil. It safely burns for several minutes like a giant hot candle.

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  about 6 years ago

    Might have been a more private need for the paper. Sears catalogs are getting hard to come by these days.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 6 years ago

    Our old Nook made extremely poor kindling. You would THINK a Kindle Fire would do the trick, but nooooo.

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I use pine cones. They burn really well.

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    I’mStandingRightHere  about 6 years ago

    How about one of those exploding. Samsung Galaxys. That should start a nice fire.

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    Milady Meg  about 6 years ago

    A friend tried to start his fireplace with naphtha. BAD idea, especially since he let it “soak in” first.

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    bobpeters61  about 6 years ago

    You can’t pack boxes with an app, either.

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    david_42  about 6 years ago

    House has two fireplaces, but my wife and both hate them. One is boarded up and the other has insulation stuffed in the flue.

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    Grutzi  about 6 years ago

    It used to be that you could get the local e-newspaper for free with our printed subscription. Now you can get just the e version for a much lesser fee. My hubby is interested in saving several hundreds of dollars each year but hasn’t called to get rid of that hard copy sitting at his breakfast table. Maybe when the next year payment is due?

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    jonesbeltone  about 6 years ago

    Lint from the clothes dryer works great and you can pack a lot of it when camping.

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    Tyge  about 6 years ago

    Since we don’t have a bird cage to line, that’s about all we need the newspaper for… except the funnies and crossword. :o\

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    Katecst  about 6 years ago

    The door bothers me. Looks like the hand is reaching around the door (which is cracked open). but the handle is on the wrong side for that.

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    MontanaPhil50  about 6 years ago

    I lived in Louisiana and had a fireplace I didn’t need. I lived in Houston and had a fireplace I didn’t need. Now I live in Montana and don’t have a fireplace.

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    cuzinron47  about 6 years ago

    Must be one of the few fortunate people that doesn’t get junk mail.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I believe there are apps that will display a fire place or a yule log for Christmas/New Years.

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    frogsandravens  about 6 years ago

    Our neighborhood has a FB group for free stuff. So if someone wants to post a request for free newspapers, they can.

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    sbwertz  about 6 years ago

    Was visiting my son and decided to make a fire for the kids. I used every piece of paper and kindling I could find, but COULD NOT get a fire started. When my son came home he explained that you can’t start a fire with white oak. It’s like trying to set rocks on fire. You have to start with a softer wood and then add the oak once it is burning well. Live and learn

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